-> "Piece of Meat"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Piece of Me"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Piece of Meat"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			
(Ham, Sausage, Veal)
Been on the butchering scene since like 3:15
No matter if it's cut thick or lean or eaten with some pork and beans
they're still gonna come to me if they want their meat to be cut clean
Do you want a a piece of meat?
(you wanna a piece of meat)
I'm mister just take a number if you want steak with your cucumbers with
Get some sausage and veal
better than a happy meal
You see I got the pork, ribs, and beef that everyone will eat
you want a piece of meat?
Chorus:
I'm mister lifestyles of the strips and cubes
I'm mister put this meat up in your stew
I'm mister all these extras don't mix in
I'm mister if you want your ham cut thin
you want a piece of meat?
I'm mister you want a piece of meat/
leg of lamb half price off
 just get in line before I decide to cut this damn sale off
and if you decide to start havoc 
i'll take your ass to court/
now are you sure you want a piece of meat?/
i'm mister most likely to cut your ground beef if you come in after 3 but if you want celery 
take your ass to produce please
 there's always a panic when I run out of ground chuck beef 
do you want a piece of meat?
chorus
bridge: Been on the butchering scene since like 3:15
 No matter if it's cut thick or lean or eaten with some pork and beans
they're still gonna come to me if they want their meat to be cut clean
Do you want a piece of meat?
(you wanna a piece of meat)
Ham, Sausage, Veal
chorus (2x)
Ham, Sausage, Veal
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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