-> "Make The Sofa"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Make Them Suffer"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Make The Sofa"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Extreme pain is what they used to feel
till our sofas arrived,
Luxury, and this chair,
leave our stores when they finally end
Let them feel the warmth 
as the quality consumes them 
followed by the latest sights
a slackened trait is portrayed
survival is the only thing left for them
this genius revelation is a new beginning 
made from a solution against their will
this creation strives as the third copy continues
such a mastery is ignored and unmolested 
survival is the only thing left for them
the price as they knew it 
is consistent as can be
if you buy this sofa
you get this chair for free
make the sofa
while you build the foundation
entirely their cushionised and close to mass production
damned to please is our policy
the reason we make furniture 
they will never know
make the sofa 
make the sofa 
make the sofa
make the sofa
while they need relaxation
they begged for a solution before meeting with the price
a sofa and this chair for free
once chosen and then made the deal 
there is no escape
this creation is supreme 
its features have no end
spent off all their energy 
now worthless and degraded 
slow death is the only thing left for them
physically, even though stripped of dignity
cushioned immortality
make the sofa
while you build the foundation
entirely their cushionised and close to mass production
damned to please is our policy
the reason we make furniture 
they will never know
make the sofa 
make the sofa 
make the sofa
make the sofa
while they need relaxation
they begged for a solution before meeting with the price
a sofa and this chair for free
once chosen and then made the deal 
there is no escape
make the sofa
make the sofa
forever!!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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