-> "Everytime I Hurl"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Everytime We Touch"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Everytime I Hurl"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I had a big pizza, some steak, and some cheese
My mom says that's too much for me (for me)
It wasn't a pretty sight, later that night
It felt like I couldn't survive
'Cause everytime I hurl, I get this feeling
That everytime I'm sick, I think I will die.
I know it's just a stomach flu
But it makes me blue
Cause I know I'm not so fine.
Cause everytime I hurl, I start to panic,
Cause everytime I'm sick, I know I will cry.
I can hear my stomach churn,
I think I have learned,
Not to order too much fries.
I'm an emetophobic,
As you can see.
The 'rents say that I
Should not scream.
'Cause it is just food that
Comes out of your mouth.
That just smells like an old trout
'Cause everytime I hurl, I get this feeling
That everytime I'm sick, I think I will die.
I know it's just a stomach flu
But it makes me blue
Cause I know I'm not so fine.
Cause everytime I hurl, I start to panic,
Cause everytime I'm sick, I know I will cry.
I can hear my stomach churn,
I think I have learned,
Not to order too much fries.
'Cause everytime I hurl, I get this feeling
That everytime I'm sick, I think I will die.
I know it's just a stomach flu
But it makes me blue
Cause I know I'm not so fine.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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