-> "Toes"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Oh"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Toes"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Verse 1:
This is where they take them
Throw them down
Forget about their Cadillacs
No tees, bare feet
People getting down like that
Adamsville, Bankhead,College Park, Carver Homes 
What the hell do all those names have to do with the song
 They got good cookin' but their feet are looking
 like they ain't cleaned them in weeks 
that's when i say no
Oh no
Nixon can't handle this
 You better cover up that crisp
Chorus: 
 Toes round here they let them grow
 Wearing tennis shoes is like a no
 They won't cut them off for sho' sho' 
Toes 
all my ladies to the sto'
 Handle them ladies clean them up
Cuz nobody likes crusty toes, toes
Verse 2:
Ladies take few tips don't skip
make sure you cut them all
take that buffer
scrub that crust till it falls
 Lightweight nail files can't handle them alone 
If you wanna get them done
 Get industrial chrome 
You got good cooking 
but your feet are looking like you ain't cleaned them in weeks that's when i say no
 oh no
 Nixon can't handle this
 Better cover up that crisp
Chorus: 
 Toes round here they let them grow
 Wearing tennis shoes is like a no
 They won't cut them off for sho' sho' 
Toes all my ladies to the sto'
 Handle them ladies clean them up
Cuz nobody likes crusty toes, toes
Rap: 
Nixon Lee on the track again 
tryin' so hard to make you understand 
making fun of all the acts in the land
simply cuz i can
It's so insane what i do
 taking all these songs and making them brand new
 put them all up in my comedy stew
and let you eat them in 
all i wanna do is make you laugh 
make you see your day ain't that bad
 Turn your sad into glad
Pulling out the magic from the bag 
done my rap and got my credit
 now you ready set go get it
wait a minute 
rap ain't done
 I still gotta keep going on, and on
Time has not come to an end
 Damn these songs with raps in the bridge
 look at all this work i gotta do
 just to keep you listening to to to
 I'm so sick of this dang song and all
 the words they got going on on 
Got a headache need some aspirin
 guess I'll ask my new friend Jasmine
Chorus: 
 Toes round here they let them grow
 Wearing tennis shoes is like a no
 They won't cut them off for sho' sho' 
Toes all my ladies to the sto'
 Handle them ladies clean them up
Cuz nobody likes crusty toes, toes
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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