-> "Flatulate"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Suffocate"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Flatulate"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I could smell every f**king thing she ate
Throw up in her face
I tried not to stare
I still remember when she looked at me
That look upon my face
Pretend like I don't hear
I packed all up my bags of things and said
I need to leave oh please
So strange the way I feel
This cloud that always hovers next to her
I'm leaving you today
'Cause now I see
(Chorus)
Flatulate, I suffocate
And I taste (you taste)
What you ate (what I ate)
Flatuate, you flatuate
You always break (break wind)
You Need Bean-o (bean-o)
I could tell every f**king thing you ate
It blew me away
I tried not to stare
I could point all the odors out to you
Nasty I might say
Nasty, don't get near
This cloud that always hovers next to her
I'm leaving you today
'Cause now I see
(Chorus x2)
I'll get far away from you (you're always far away)
I never thought I'd feel this way (feel this way)
You're such a freak it's true 
I can't believe the things you do
I'll run away from you
I never thought I'd feel this way
(Chorus)
 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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