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Song Parodies -> "We're Gonna Have Cramps"
Original Song Title:
"According to Plan"
Original Performer:
Corpse Bride ( Danny Elfman )
Parody Song Title:
"We're Gonna Have Cramps"
Parody Written by:
Chris H.
The Lyrics
Woman # 1 - Eat a Chili souflee?
Man # 1 - It's a rather nice pay.
Woman # 1 - Or maybe some turkey and dressing?
Man # 1 - It's a fortune my dear , too expensive I fear.
Woman # 1 - Then some chicken , and an ounce of dressing?
Man # 1 - Consuming every calorie we don't really know.
Woman # 1 - That nothing unexpected intefere's when we go?
Man # 1 & Woman # 1 - And that's why we're aching , every time we're aching , every single time we feel a pain or a sting we know...
Woman # 1 - We're gonna have cramps!
Man # 1 - Our stomach's our quaking.
Woman # 1 - We're gonna have cramps.
Man # 1 - Some Pepto I'm taking.
Man # 1 & Woman # 1 - Escalating to the sights of our kidneys.
Woman # 1 - To the bathroom stall.
Man # 2 - Bend over and cough.
Woman # 1 - Taking Mal-o's for my furnace.
Man # 1 - And blowing trumpets out your highness.
Man # 1 & Woman # 1 - We'll be there , want relief , feel the sting of
our spleen , we'll forget everything...that had ever caused the grief.
( Instrumental Break )
Woman # 2 - It's a terrible pain.
Man # 2 - I don't mean too swell.
Woman # 2 - It's a terrible pain in your belly.
Man # 2 - It's a bad such state of indegestion.
Woman # 2 - That has led to phenomenal sweating.
Man # 2 - How could that cranburry have led to this.
Woman # 2 & Man 2 - Or sundaes with chocolate that was so darn rich...
Woman # 2 - In our colon.
Man # 2 - With force.
Woman # 2 - Oh , what was the source?
Man # 2 - What was the source? I can tell you simply...it was a sandwich , egg roll , or a sausage link , to a teeny piece of cake ,
or a pool of ice cream.
Woman # 2 - Oh dear.
Woman # 2 & Man # 2 - And that's why we're aching , every last little sting , every single time we feel a pain or a sting we know...
Woman # 2 - We're gonna have cramps!
Man # 2 - I'll suffer in bed.
Woman # 2 - We're gonna have cramps.
Man # 2 - As bad as I said.
Woman # 2 & Man # 2 - From depths of leaking bilaries...
Woman # 2 - To the bladder realm.
Man # 2 - Where our food expels...
Woman # 2 & Man # 2 - And who would of guessed in a million years , that ''Mandarin'' place!
Man # 2 - Make us red in the face!
Woman # 2 & Man # 2 - Would divide our stomachs , slowing down our pace.
Woman # 2 - Bad breath is a sign of this , so take a tic-tac. You think a side item isn't much , but it makes impact , but it makes im...
Man # 2 - Everytime we are hurting.
Woman # 2 - ...pact , everytime we are hurting.
Woman # 2 & Man # 2 - Everytime we are hurting , hurting!
Woman # 1 & Man # 1 & Woman # 2 & Man # 2 - That's why in our spleen , every last little sting , every single time we feel a pain or a sting we know...we're gonna have cramps!
Man # 1 - It's a rather nice pay.
Woman # 1 - Or maybe some turkey and dressing?
Man # 1 - It's a fortune my dear , too expensive I fear.
Woman # 1 - Then some chicken , and an ounce of dressing?
Man # 1 - Consuming every calorie we don't really know.
Woman # 1 - That nothing unexpected intefere's when we go?
Man # 1 & Woman # 1 - And that's why we're aching , every time we're aching , every single time we feel a pain or a sting we know...
Woman # 1 - We're gonna have cramps!
Man # 1 - Our stomach's our quaking.
Woman # 1 - We're gonna have cramps.
Man # 1 - Some Pepto I'm taking.
Man # 1 & Woman # 1 - Escalating to the sights of our kidneys.
Woman # 1 - To the bathroom stall.
Man # 2 - Bend over and cough.
Woman # 1 - Taking Mal-o's for my furnace.
Man # 1 - And blowing trumpets out your highness.
Man # 1 & Woman # 1 - We'll be there , want relief , feel the sting of
our spleen , we'll forget everything...that had ever caused the grief.
( Instrumental Break )
Woman # 2 - It's a terrible pain.
Man # 2 - I don't mean too swell.
Woman # 2 - It's a terrible pain in your belly.
Man # 2 - It's a bad such state of indegestion.
Woman # 2 - That has led to phenomenal sweating.
Man # 2 - How could that cranburry have led to this.
Woman # 2 & Man 2 - Or sundaes with chocolate that was so darn rich...
Woman # 2 - In our colon.
Man # 2 - With force.
Woman # 2 - Oh , what was the source?
Man # 2 - What was the source? I can tell you simply...it was a sandwich , egg roll , or a sausage link , to a teeny piece of cake ,
or a pool of ice cream.
Woman # 2 - Oh dear.
Woman # 2 & Man # 2 - And that's why we're aching , every last little sting , every single time we feel a pain or a sting we know...
Woman # 2 - We're gonna have cramps!
Man # 2 - I'll suffer in bed.
Woman # 2 - We're gonna have cramps.
Man # 2 - As bad as I said.
Woman # 2 & Man # 2 - From depths of leaking bilaries...
Woman # 2 - To the bladder realm.
Man # 2 - Where our food expels...
Woman # 2 & Man # 2 - And who would of guessed in a million years , that ''Mandarin'' place!
Man # 2 - Make us red in the face!
Woman # 2 & Man # 2 - Would divide our stomachs , slowing down our pace.
Woman # 2 - Bad breath is a sign of this , so take a tic-tac. You think a side item isn't much , but it makes impact , but it makes im...
Man # 2 - Everytime we are hurting.
Woman # 2 - ...pact , everytime we are hurting.
Woman # 2 & Man # 2 - Everytime we are hurting , hurting!
Woman # 1 & Man # 1 & Woman # 2 & Man # 2 - That's why in our spleen , every last little sting , every single time we feel a pain or a sting we know...we're gonna have cramps!
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