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Song Parodies -> "Old"
Original Song Title:
"Cold"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Crossfade
Parody Song Title:
"Old"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
When you look at me, you see
An old guy who isn’t all that bright
I always don’t know what to do
It’s so embarrassin’
Wearing my Depends
I use a walker and have a glass eye
Not that strong, not that long until I die…
What I guess I’m trying to say
Is that I can’t walk the way I did
I never thought I’d get this old
What I guess I’m trying to say
Is that I can’t walk the way I did
I never thought I’d get this old
I know, I'm sorry about how I drive
Got married in 45’
And I can not stand on my own again
And I still can’t see
I wear suspenders with my big bow tie
It’s not wrong, antique sales are where I buy
What I guess I’m trying to say
Is that I can’t eat the things I did
I never thought I’d get this old
What I guess I’m trying to say
Is that I can’t eat the things I did
I never thought I’d get this old
I never thought I’d be this old
I never really wanted me to be
The good old age of ninety three
I snore and drool when I sleep
It always seems to get to me
And when I walk, I move really slow
It was coming, I should have known
Now I get to clean my chrome dome
I never thought I’d get this old
What I guess I’m trying to say
Is that I can’t think the way I did
I never thought I’d get this old
What I guess I’m trying to say
Is that I can’t think the way I did
I never thought I’d get this old
An old guy who isn’t all that bright
I always don’t know what to do
It’s so embarrassin’
Wearing my Depends
I use a walker and have a glass eye
Not that strong, not that long until I die…
What I guess I’m trying to say
Is that I can’t walk the way I did
I never thought I’d get this old
What I guess I’m trying to say
Is that I can’t walk the way I did
I never thought I’d get this old
I know, I'm sorry about how I drive
Got married in 45’
And I can not stand on my own again
And I still can’t see
I wear suspenders with my big bow tie
It’s not wrong, antique sales are where I buy
What I guess I’m trying to say
Is that I can’t eat the things I did
I never thought I’d get this old
What I guess I’m trying to say
Is that I can’t eat the things I did
I never thought I’d get this old
I never thought I’d be this old
I never really wanted me to be
The good old age of ninety three
I snore and drool when I sleep
It always seems to get to me
And when I walk, I move really slow
It was coming, I should have known
Now I get to clean my chrome dome
I never thought I’d get this old
What I guess I’m trying to say
Is that I can’t think the way I did
I never thought I’d get this old
What I guess I’m trying to say
Is that I can’t think the way I did
I never thought I’d get this old
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This was fantastic Abbot. It deserved alot more votes and comments, because it was just a great parody...well paced and funny. Great job. Big 5's.
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