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Song Parodies -> "(I Make A) Bad Gay"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Day"
Original Performer:
Daniel Powter
Parody Song Title:
"(I Make A) Bad Gay"
Parody Written by:
Silver Power
The Lyrics
Original song + lyrics at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoptZMcJpUY
I’ve got lots of gunk in between my toes
And when I wake up, my breathe really smells gross
I see all these cute guys ’round the way
I look at their ass, they look away
And I can’t see what’s goin’ wrong
I met a nice guy, and his name it was Joe
I take by his eyebrows being waxed, he’s homo
He tells me he’s just not into me,
Says he’s not attracted physic’ly
And I should have known all along
That I make a bad gay
My chest isn’t waxed
My eyebrows aren’t trimmed,
And I don’t shave my ass,
I don’t drink Cosmo’s
And I have fat thighs
I won’t pierce my nose
And I don’t watch ‘Queer Eye’
I make a bad gay
Statistics don’t lie
I’ve never hooked up
With a good looking guy
I make a bad gay,
I make a bad gay
It seems like too much work, anyway
I don’t even shower once a day
And I don’t like Celine Dion
Oh, I make a bad gay
Don’t like going down
I meant to the store!
Shopping for bridal gowns
The kind that I’d wear
When I’m home alone
I don’t wear perfume
Or not even cologne
I’d make a bad gay,
I don’t like tie dye
I don’t do my nails
And I can’t bake a pie
I’d make a bad gay
Mmm… such a bad gay
Sometimes I fart when I’m in public, and I chuckle to myself
I might not manscape my whole body, and I have bad dental health
Keep to oneself, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I’ve got lots of gunk in between my toes
Oh, yes and I,
And when I wake up, my breathe really smells gross…
Yes, I make a bad gay,
But is it a crime
If I don’t spend all day
Just watching ‘Lifetime’
I don’t like to sew,
I don’t like to knit,
I don’t enjoy tennis
And I can’t do the split
I make a bad gay
You know I can’t stand
Gelling my hair or
Getting spray tans
I make a bad gay,
I make a bad gay.
I make a bad gay
I make a bad gay
I make a bad gay.
And when I wake up, my breathe really smells gross
I see all these cute guys ’round the way
I look at their ass, they look away
And I can’t see what’s goin’ wrong
I met a nice guy, and his name it was Joe
I take by his eyebrows being waxed, he’s homo
He tells me he’s just not into me,
Says he’s not attracted physic’ly
And I should have known all along
That I make a bad gay
My chest isn’t waxed
My eyebrows aren’t trimmed,
And I don’t shave my ass,
I don’t drink Cosmo’s
And I have fat thighs
I won’t pierce my nose
And I don’t watch ‘Queer Eye’
I make a bad gay
Statistics don’t lie
I’ve never hooked up
With a good looking guy
I make a bad gay,
I make a bad gay
It seems like too much work, anyway
I don’t even shower once a day
And I don’t like Celine Dion
Oh, I make a bad gay
Don’t like going down
I meant to the store!
Shopping for bridal gowns
The kind that I’d wear
When I’m home alone
I don’t wear perfume
Or not even cologne
I’d make a bad gay,
I don’t like tie dye
I don’t do my nails
And I can’t bake a pie
I’d make a bad gay
Mmm… such a bad gay
Sometimes I fart when I’m in public, and I chuckle to myself
I might not manscape my whole body, and I have bad dental health
Keep to oneself, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I’ve got lots of gunk in between my toes
Oh, yes and I,
And when I wake up, my breathe really smells gross…
Yes, I make a bad gay,
But is it a crime
If I don’t spend all day
Just watching ‘Lifetime’
I don’t like to sew,
I don’t like to knit,
I don’t enjoy tennis
And I can’t do the split
I make a bad gay
You know I can’t stand
Gelling my hair or
Getting spray tans
I make a bad gay,
I make a bad gay.
I make a bad gay
I make a bad gay
I make a bad gay.
This parody wasn't meant to be offensive, so please don't treat it as such.
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Hey, I bake a MEAN pie! Okay, not really. But this was funny. Not that there's anything wrong with that. "I meant to the store!", that was the best part.
I love it, it hits absolutely every stereotype. "I don't enjoy tennis" cracked me up.
lol, funny parody 555
Really, really funny SP! Great title sub!
Thanks all. Claude - As long as it's microwavable, you're fine... Smeg - Stereotypes are awful and should never be used. Shame on me... Sir Tinley - Thanks. Uh, that's it... Mark - I've been humming the title sub in my head for a while, I can't believe I didn't write this sooner.
(ABC05I)
SP - Have you considered becoming a monk and living a life of solitude? You're never going to score until you clean up your act. I have to agree with Claude's comment on how funny that line about "going down" is. That one caught me by surprise. Nice touch.
SP - Have you considered becoming a monk and living a life of solitude? You're never going to score until you clean up your act. I have to agree with Claude's comment on how funny that line about "going down" is. That one caught me by surprise. Nice touch.
Thank you Guy. Ill try.
Not familiar with the OS, but found it and yours goes well with it. Good job with getting a lot of stereotypes in here and pretty funny.
I hate homosexuality, but this was pretty funny. I'd recommend it to all B.B. Mountain cowboys and Shuichi Shondoes among us. 555
YMCA
(ABC): 555!! Hillarious, excellent job!!
(ABC) This was pretty damned funny...if Weird Al had more of a PG-13 edge to his style, it would be like this. (Security Code: MWH! :)))
Thanks all... But DJ: You hate homosexuality? That's sort of a strong thing to say, you might get some people around here who may be offended by the comment. Just looking out for you.
Hate is a very strong word DJ Blaze--I don't understand how you can 'hate' homosexuality anyway. Even if you oppose homosexuality by religious views, I've not heard of any religion that interprets the bible as saying you should hate things it doesn't support. I am not religious myself, but I would seriously advise you to read up on your beliefs, judging your fellow man is worse than any sin you can commit if you believe in religious views based on the bible, and if you don't, then your hate would be even harder to understand.
This was a great parody and rather funny too. 5s for Silver Power! DJ Blaze: I can understand opposing homosexuality by religious or moral standards, but IMHO is is something best tolerated and not ranted about because one can get severe penalties under law for even jokingly making fun of homosexuality, race, disability or religion thanks in part to the civil-rights movement of the 1960s.
Sorry I said that, guys. I'm just an insanely devoted Christian. It won't happen again.
Cool. Instead of 'hate', maybe you could say 'disagree with' or 'dislike'. Like BADave said, hate is a very strong word.
Good idea. I'm just so used to saying "hate" jokingly, which I'll try to stop doing. I intended no offense to anyone, and BADave, I would never judge anyone on purpose!
. . . . just for the record, oh Knight oParody, some of the most MasculineMen are Cowboys, and they're devoted to only other Gents ! got it, hombre?
(ABC) Ha! Funny siuff Silver Power - I think this is my favourite from you so far - lots of great detail and wry gets, but I just love the idea of being a Bad Gay - 555
(ABC5I) I don't really have any opinions towards or against homosexuality (and I am a Christian) though I do have a strong dislike for stereotypes. The pacing was great and there were some funny lines, though. 555
The superb pacing made this really easy to read along while listening to the OS!!!...I too cracked up on the "I meant to the store!" line!...Attention to detail was great...Security code was 532, but should have been 555!!!
BTW, the above comment was for ABC comp.
I once thought about doing "Are you really that gay?" to this song, now I don't have to. This is much better than what I had in mind.
The last chorus could use a little editing, but that aside, this was flippin hilarious SP. and. . .believe it or not. . .actually more typical of the gay community than "Queer Eye" or "Will & Grace" would have you believe. Awesome use of the stereotypes, You may make a 'bad gay', but today you made me laugh my butt off, so you can't be that bad. . .:)
Flippin hilarious dude!!! I actually have quite a few gay friends so I really can relate to this... Only one of these friends actually can fit the normal gay stereotypes but more often than not a lot of gays actually are pretty bad gays. Loved the idea behind this one, and the original song!
I though this was excellent. When I first saw the title I thought "oh oh", buy you managed to stay on the right side of "the line".
There were plenty of great gags and I agree...the "I meant to the store" line was perfect...
There were plenty of great gags and I agree...the "I meant to the store" line was perfect...
Funny stuff, great job doing a parody of a testy subject keeping funny without being insulting
Thanks, all. I, too, have many gay friends, so I tried to make sure that I didn't offend anyone.
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