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I've gotta plan to make it rich, and famous.
unlucky for me for you it's a synch, you ain't in,
trouble all the time,
AIDs is so contagious.

I'm willin' to sleep my way to the top,
I wanna be popular.
but I don't wanna change my style so,
I'm gonna be unpopular.

I must confess I've been a very bad boy,
Been sleeping around, talk of the town.
My name is. . .
Brothels will beckon.
Everyone will gossip.

pull my underwear up, over my head.
Dancing at the disco, everyone says ho.

I'm willin' to sleep my way to the top,
I wanna be popular.
but I don't wanna change my style so,
I'm gonna be unpopular.

I'm willin' to sleep my way to the top,
I wanna be popular.
but I don't wanna change my style so,
I'm gonna be unpopular.

My friends are all in quarantine.
My friends are all hating me.

pull my underwear up, over my head.
Dancing at the disco, everyone says ho.

I'm willin' to sleep my way to the top,
I wanna be popular.
but I don't wanna change my style so,
I'm gonna be unpopular.
I'm willin' to sleep my way to the top,
I wanna be popular.
but I don't wanna change my style so,
I'm gonna be unpopular.

My friends are all dying.
My friends are all whores.

I'm willin' to sleep my way to the top,
I wanna be popular.
but I don't wanna change my style so,
I'm gonna be unpopular.

Are you willin' to sleep your way to the top,
Do you wanna be popular?