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Song Parodies -> "Buzzers and Flies"
Original Song Title:
"Innocent Eyes"
Original Performer:
Delta Goodrem
Parody Song Title:
"Buzzers and Flies"
Parody Written by:
Azza & Nazza
The Lyrics
Gday, we've changed our name from Shazza cos we realised that Shaz didn't even help with this song! But she is one bloody ripper of a sheila. The song's about the preciousness of corkhats and life out in Australia. It's based on the true story of when we tried to dye our corkhats green but the corks rotted and fell off. Please rate it for us mates and tell us what you think!
Do you remember, when you were seven?
And the only thing that you wanted to do
Was make your Mum a vegemite sandwich
'Twas 10 years past the used-by date on it's glass
When Baz came along and smooshed a fly on
Shazza's beaut meat pie
I miss those days, and I miss those ways
When vegemite filled our pantry,
And we had a fridge filled with VB's
When the beer was always cold,
And our sheeps bums all grew mould
And I'll say
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Corkhat's lost in my reflection
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Chuck some chook in my direction
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Cripes there's heaps of flies outside, who won't just hide
Won't make me eat my chook inside
With spray they'll die, all them buzzers and flies....
Do you remember, when you were 15?
And the kids at school thought you were cool
Cos you dyed your corkhat green
Once the hype had passed, those corks rotted fast
And Dad came along, next thing your hat's gone
And you had a dinkum cry
I miss those days, and I miss those ways
When vegemite filled our pantry,
And we had a fridge filled with VB's
When the beer was always cold,
And our sheeps bums all grew mould
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Corkhat's lost in my reflection
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Chuck some chook in my direction
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Cripes there's heaps of flies outside, who won't just hide
Won't make me eat my chook inside
With spray they'll die, all them buzzers and flies....
The sheep have maggots under their skin
So many bugs crawl within
Learning the art of killing flies
Spray or swat them, I can't decide
Killing buzzers and flies
I miss those days, and I miss those ways
When vegemite filled our pantry,
And we had a fridge filled with VB's
When the beer was always cold,
And our sheeps bums all grew mould
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Corkhat's lost in my reflection
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Chuck some chook in my direction
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Cripes there's heaps of flies outside, who won't just hide
I won't eat my chook inside,
With spray they'll die, all them buzzers and flies....
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
All them buzzers and flies
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
All them buzzers and flies
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Cripes there's heaps of flies outside, who won't just hide
Won't make me eat my chook inside
With spray they'll die, all them buzzers and flies....
And the only thing that you wanted to do
Was make your Mum a vegemite sandwich
'Twas 10 years past the used-by date on it's glass
When Baz came along and smooshed a fly on
Shazza's beaut meat pie
I miss those days, and I miss those ways
When vegemite filled our pantry,
And we had a fridge filled with VB's
When the beer was always cold,
And our sheeps bums all grew mould
And I'll say
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Corkhat's lost in my reflection
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Chuck some chook in my direction
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Cripes there's heaps of flies outside, who won't just hide
Won't make me eat my chook inside
With spray they'll die, all them buzzers and flies....
Do you remember, when you were 15?
And the kids at school thought you were cool
Cos you dyed your corkhat green
Once the hype had passed, those corks rotted fast
And Dad came along, next thing your hat's gone
And you had a dinkum cry
I miss those days, and I miss those ways
When vegemite filled our pantry,
And we had a fridge filled with VB's
When the beer was always cold,
And our sheeps bums all grew mould
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Corkhat's lost in my reflection
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Chuck some chook in my direction
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Cripes there's heaps of flies outside, who won't just hide
Won't make me eat my chook inside
With spray they'll die, all them buzzers and flies....
The sheep have maggots under their skin
So many bugs crawl within
Learning the art of killing flies
Spray or swat them, I can't decide
Killing buzzers and flies
I miss those days, and I miss those ways
When vegemite filled our pantry,
And we had a fridge filled with VB's
When the beer was always cold,
And our sheeps bums all grew mould
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Corkhat's lost in my reflection
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Chuck some chook in my direction
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Cripes there's heaps of flies outside, who won't just hide
I won't eat my chook inside,
With spray they'll die, all them buzzers and flies....
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
All them buzzers and flies
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
All them buzzers and flies
Ladidadidada Ladidadidada
Cripes there's heaps of flies outside, who won't just hide
Won't make me eat my chook inside
With spray they'll die, all them buzzers and flies....
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Ack! Choke! Gargggle! Atrocious! As a fellow Australian I am appalled that you riddle this work with such stereotypical phrases as 'sheila', 'dinkum' and product placement of VB and Vegemite that have stained our reputation since Crocodile Dundee! The only line I pay here is 'the sheep have maggots under their skin' May Johnny have mercy on your soul! 4-1-1
Hate to break it to you mate, but we are Australian and bloody proud. So if you're gonna be so bloody rude to us just for being proud of our heritage, please bugger off and do it elsewhere. Living out in the country, the song is reality to us. It's all we've ever known so please mate, just give us a fair go. PS what was it you were choking on? Sounded like a piece of uncooked chookie. Hope you've recovered all right now, mate.
Woah! thats hell cool mate!!!!!!
Wow, this is a bloody ripper, all 5's mate!!! Not so familiar with the song, I've heard 3 Delta songs on radio so this might be one of them. Keep up those bloody good AUSTRALIAN parodies, they kick arse oi!!!
lmao thats funny as!!! good on ya! i should enter mine lol!!
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