-> "Cater 2 Gwen"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Cater 2 U"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Cater 2 Gwen"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 
[Barry] 
Gwenny, I see you singin' hard 
Wanna let you know that I'm sick 
Let you know I am hatin' what you sing
Don't know if I need to go and f*ck you 
My life would be so black without things
If I want it (you got it) 
When I f*ck you (you wont let me) 
You inspire me to be b*tchy (ooh) 
You challenge me for the b*tchy (ooh, ooh) 
Sit back and let me pour out crap that are sh*tty
Let me help you f*ck off your shoes 
Tight up your shoe strings, take off your bullsh*t 
What you wanna eat, Boo, let me fat you 
Let me run your bath water 
Whenever you desire, I'll drown you
Sing you a song, turn the oven on 
I'll shave your hair, help you put your bullsh*t on 
Wanna foot rub, wanta be dead 4 sure 
Gwenny, I'm yours 
I wanna cater to you 
[chorus] 
Let me cater to Gwen
Cause baby, this is your day 
Do anything for my girl 
Baby, you f*ck me away 
I got your blonde hair, your white skin, your good voice
And so much more, anything you want 
Let me cater to you 
Inspire me from no heart 
Can let death tear us apart 
You're all I want in a girl 
I put your death in my world 
I got your blonde hair, your white skin, your good voice
And so much more, anything you want 
I wanna cater to Gwen 
[Barry] 
Baby, I'm upset you're home 
Let me hold you in my knife 
I just wanna take the heart away from you 
Making sure your that I'm doing my part 
Girl, is there something you need me to do 
If you want (I got it) 
Just say the word I (I'm a try it) 
I know whatever I'm not fulfillin' 
Another homie aint willing 
I'm gonna kill you, mind, body and spirit 
I promise ya, I keep myself up 
Remain the same d*ck you fell in love with 
I'll keep it tight, keep my figure right 
I'll keep my hair fixed, rockin' the hottest outfits 
When you come home late, tap me on my shoulder 
I'll roll over 
Gwenny, I heard you, I'm here to kill you 
If it's death you need, to give it is my joy 
All I wanna do 
Is cater to you, oy
[chorus] 
Let me cater to Gwen
Cause Gwenny, this is your day 
Do anything for my girl
Gwenny, you f*ck me away 
I got your blonde hair, your white skin, your good voice
And so much more, anything you want 
Let me cater to you 
Inspire me from no heart 
Can let death tear us apart 
You're all I want in a girl 
I put your death in my world 
I got your blonde hair, your white skin, your good voice 
And so much more, anything you want 
I wanna cater to Gwen 
[Barry] 
I wanna give my knife, my strength, my will to be gone 
That's the best I can do, let me cater to you 
Through the good, the bad (the bad), the ups and the downs 
I'll be here to kill you you, let me cater to you 
Cause you're stupid (you're stupid), I hate the way you are (you are)
Fulfill your every desire, your wish aint my command 
I wanna cater to my plan 
Your heart, so pure, your death shines through 
The darkness will get through 
(So much) so much of me aint you (aint you)
I wanna cater to you 
[chorus] 
Let me cater to Gwen 
Cause Gwenny, this is your day 
Do anything for my girl 
Gwenny, you f*ck me away 
I got your blonde hair, your white skin, your good voice 
And so much more, anything you want 
Let me cater to you 
Inspire me from no heart 
Can't nothing tear us apart 
You're all I want in a girl 
I put your death in my world 
I got your blonde hair, your white skin, your good voice 
And so much more, anything you want 
I wanna cater to Gwen
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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