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Song Parodies -> "Can't Drive"
Original Song Title:
"Landslide"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dixie Chicks
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Drive"
Parody Written by:
Dominic L.
The Lyrics
I'm not sure if this works with the original, but you can try.
I drove too fast, and heard a siren.
It was a cop-and he told me to slow down.
Well, I saw his expression-and it gave me the chills.
Well, I can't drive, now, I frown.
Oh, ticket from this guy, is what I got.
Well, I'm still skippin' that diving school
I mean, I know enough that I can get by
But this ticket say I can't drive.
Uh uh (uh uh)
Uh uh (Uh uh)
Uh uh uh uhuhhhh....
Well, I've been afraid of speedin',
cuz I'll recieve a ticket.
And it's not funny
But my kids mock me
they think I'm a phony-too...
Well...
Well, I've been afraid of speedin',
cuz I'll recieve a ticket.
And it's not funny
But my kids mock me
they think I'm a phony-too...
So drive too fast, and hear a siren.
Yeah, and if it's a cop that tells ya' to slow down.
And if you see his expression and you get the chills.
Well, then you can't drive, wear a frown.
And if you see his expression, and you get the chills.
Well, that meeeans...
Well, that meeeans...
Well, that meeeans...
You can't drive, and wear a frown...
It was a cop-and he told me to slow down.
Well, I saw his expression-and it gave me the chills.
Well, I can't drive, now, I frown.
Oh, ticket from this guy, is what I got.
Well, I'm still skippin' that diving school
I mean, I know enough that I can get by
But this ticket say I can't drive.
Uh uh (uh uh)
Uh uh (Uh uh)
Uh uh uh uhuhhhh....
Well, I've been afraid of speedin',
cuz I'll recieve a ticket.
And it's not funny
But my kids mock me
they think I'm a phony-too...
Well...
Well, I've been afraid of speedin',
cuz I'll recieve a ticket.
And it's not funny
But my kids mock me
they think I'm a phony-too...
So drive too fast, and hear a siren.
Yeah, and if it's a cop that tells ya' to slow down.
And if you see his expression and you get the chills.
Well, then you can't drive, wear a frown.
And if you see his expression, and you get the chills.
Well, that meeeans...
Well, that meeeans...
Well, that meeeans...
You can't drive, and wear a frown...
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I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on the pacing because A: I haven't heard the DC cover, only TOS. B: I HAVE TO CD but C: I can't find it at the moment as it's buried under a pile of speeding tickets.
thanks for the vote.. appreciate it
This song is so sexy, Bob. You should get me and my sexy voice ot sing it. It would be hot. I always get tickets but I flirt my way out of them. Luv ya beeyotch, T.T. Paris
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