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Song Parodies -> "Ah-Choo (I Just Sneezed)"
Original Song Title:
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eiffel 65
Parody Song Title:
"Ah-Choo (I Just Sneezed)"
Parody Written by:
Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)
The Lyrics
If you listen to the real song close enough, these might seem like at actual lyrics! It's about a guy who sneezes on everything. Enjoy...
Yo, listen up, here's the story
About a little guy who sneezed lots of green goo
And all day and all night and everything he sneezed
Is just goo like him. Inside and outside
Goo his house, with a goo covered window
And a goo'ed Corvette, and everything is goo'ed by him
And himself. And everybody around has got his snot deposits
From him, from him, from him, from him...
Ah-Choo! I just sneezed on that guy.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
(x 2)
I have a goo'ed house with a goo'ed window
Green is the color of my snotty nasal goo.
Goo'ed are the streets and all the trees are goo'ed.
I have a girlfriend, and she has beed goo'ed.
Goo'ed are the people here that walk around.
Goo'ed is my Corvette, but you already know.
Goo are the things I think and words I say.
Whenever I speak, goo leaves my face.
Ah-Choo! I just sneezed on that guy.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
(x 2)
I have a goo'ed house with a goo'ed window
Green is the color of my snotty nasal goo.
Goo'ed are the streets and all the trees are goo'ed.
I have a girlfriend, and she has beed goo'ed.
Goo'ed are the people here that walk around.
Goo'ed is my Corvette, but you already know.
Goo are the things I think and words I say.
Whenever I speak, goo leaves my face.
Ah-Choo! I just sneezed on that guy.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
(x 2)
About a little guy who sneezed lots of green goo
And all day and all night and everything he sneezed
Is just goo like him. Inside and outside
Goo his house, with a goo covered window
And a goo'ed Corvette, and everything is goo'ed by him
And himself. And everybody around has got his snot deposits
From him, from him, from him, from him...
Ah-Choo! I just sneezed on that guy.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
(x 2)
I have a goo'ed house with a goo'ed window
Green is the color of my snotty nasal goo.
Goo'ed are the streets and all the trees are goo'ed.
I have a girlfriend, and she has beed goo'ed.
Goo'ed are the people here that walk around.
Goo'ed is my Corvette, but you already know.
Goo are the things I think and words I say.
Whenever I speak, goo leaves my face.
Ah-Choo! I just sneezed on that guy.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
(x 2)
I have a goo'ed house with a goo'ed window
Green is the color of my snotty nasal goo.
Goo'ed are the streets and all the trees are goo'ed.
I have a girlfriend, and she has beed goo'ed.
Goo'ed are the people here that walk around.
Goo'ed is my Corvette, but you already know.
Goo are the things I think and words I say.
Whenever I speak, goo leaves my face.
Ah-Choo! I just sneezed on that guy.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
(x 2)
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Yay it posted! I have a feeling that somebody went to every parody submitted today and voted all 1's on purpose just to screw with the system. I don't think that's fair.
Its so funny!
Really, you think so? I thought it sucked, and I wrote it!
llalala
there's a lot of "goo" in there lol
Way too many lyric from the OS. You pretty much just substituted "blue" for "goo". I'm not going to lie, the choruses were hilarious. I wish you would've brought more of that creativity to the verses, because I really liked the choruses. 433
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