-> "Without The CP"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Without Me"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Without The CP"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Two compact discs bust inside the CP, 
inside the PC, inside the PC. 
Two compact discs bust inside the CP, 
inside the PC, inside the PC. 
"You've got mail!" 
Who's a hack, hacking now 
Chip's a hack, e-mail a friend 
He's a hack, he's a hack, 
he's a hack, he's a hack, 
he's a hack, he's a hack, 
he's a hack... 
I've created a file, from Microsoft Word 
See Windows no more they think its absurd 
I'm the new Bill Gates
Well if you want Chip, then this is what I'll give ya 
A little bit of stock mixed with two hard drives 
Some viruses that will destroy your old comupter 
Then a shockwave system, you know that is newer 
The internet shows me when my favorite movies are at 
When I'm surfin the net while I am still downloading that 
I waited this long to get Juno or AOL 
Cuz I'm curious, I'm now debating on Juno and NetZero 
I know hackin is just like slackin 
But the hackin is fun causing probs in the net 
So Enron thinks they'll shut me down 
Or let be me so let me see 
They tried to download images on MTV 
But it feels so empty without TNT
So come onboard, insert your floppy disc 
Fly into the internet and visit the websites 
And get ready cuz this 3 ½'s about to die out 
And it's now all info and just a bit too much, "Need to go CompUSA!" 
Chorus: 
Now this looks like a job for me 
So everybody just play on the PC
But then you can go type on the keys, 
Cuz it feels so empty without the CP 
I said this looks like a job for me 
So everybody just play on the PC
But then you can go type on the keys, 
Cuz it feels so empty without the CP 
Little sinuses, kids know they're viruses 
Dissapointed, their computer is as old as Elvis 
They start feeling like internet is helpless, 
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "fixed" 
A presario, presario's are good, could do a lot carryin, 
Pollutin' the net with SPAM 
That ain't right, it should be so clean
In the fact that the government hasn't helped us in techno 
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe 
For hackers to see nuttin to hack on and if you want a website go make it
Well I'm back (* Dialing Noise*) fix your broken speakers 
Tune up the volume, don't make them weaker 
In the front of your screen is a background 
The center of attention, forget about sound 
It's the internet, the best thing since Germany 
Infecting your computer is a little red wormy
It said "I am a red worm virus" 
Feel the tension soon as the dweeb talked 
Here's my 10 websites 2 cents a minute
A virus, who sent it, was it the government? 
Chorus 2x 
A tisk-it a task-it, 
I got it the red worm virus outta my good high tech CP 
I hope you know that hackers are the smartest, (oh yeah!) 
Worse than the viruses is a fed attack, 
And software can get you in big trouble 
Now I'm 36 years old, hacker, ready to go on the double 
I only did one hack attack, or maybe a couple 
It's crazy, it's crazy, it's like a hard play in football 
Now lets go, just give me the signal 
I will be there with a whole list full of new websites 
I've been a hacker, ever since I was a teen
Ever since that day my hard drive was in place 
But then the internet smacked me in the face, 
Information all thrown down the Recycle Bin 
So this means I'm over, please no 
But its just time that I drop out of techno 
Though I'm the first king of clicking the key 
I am now just gonna play games on Miniclip, 
Or go to Got Laughs or maybe skip 
And use it to get myself wealthy 
I'll be the biggest game freak in the net 
20 million other gamers I'm better than, yep 
But no matter how many gamers there are in the country 
It'll be so sad not hacking on my CP 
Chorus 2x 
 
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la 
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la 
"AOL!" 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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