I know I'm not good, I can't get much worse
Everytime I'm out
I'm just a loser and it just looks too wrong
I'd really like to, but it's pathetic
I know that I can't get much worse
but I should just give it a try…

I wish I knew how to get down
And every time the music sounds
These moves are really bad so I'll stop it
I'll go in the corner and cry…

Can't dance
I get worse and worse every time
Can't dance
In slow dancing, I'm afraid to lead
Can't, I can not dance at all,
well, I can, but it's really badly

Late night at a club, everyone found out
Oh crap, as I fall
I felt short
That was the first mistake cause I...

Put two quarters in the jukebox
And my dancing was as good as a musk ox
These moves are really bad, so I'll stop them
And I'm wondering, why should I try?

The Macarena is just confusing
But the chicken dance is just so cool…duh

Can't dance
I get worse and worse every time
Can't dance
In slow dancing, I'm afraid to lead
Can't, I can not dance at all,
well, I can, but it's really badly

I'd like to show you all the moves I have
But I'm thinking that they're way too bad (way too bad, way too bad)
I always get sympathy, because people are feeling way too bad for me

Can't dance
I get worse and worse every time
Can't dance
In slow dancing, I'm afraid to lead

Can't, I can not dance at all (not at all)
Can't, I can not dance at all (not at all)
Can't, I can not dance at all,
well, I can, but it's really badly

Can't dance
Can't dance
Can't dance
Can't dance