I am a barn dweller
Filling up with animals that lay their eggs
You do really care much hard work
I kept up the farm work each day
That's a dumb business I'm in

This ain't a class, it's a stupid barnyard
This ain't a class, it's a putrid barnyard
This ain't a class, it's an awful barnyard
I'm not a homeless that lives on, but I was fine

I'm a farming man
And the cows I milked are not so feeling well, not so feeling well
I'm a farming man
And the pigs I fed got totally upset, totally upset

I was thinking about giving up (what else I was thinking)
Am I just really out of my own mind (chickens out of the outhouse)
Tonight I'll party over the whole farm land
Like it's 1699
It needs a p-p-p-party

This ain't a class, it's a stupid barnyard
This ain't a class, just a worthless barnyard
This ain't a class, still an okay barnyard
Bandwagon's full so I'll catch another

I'm a farming man
And the hens I raised are making families, making families
I'm a farming man
And the ducks I feed aren't going out of luck, going out of luck

This ain't a class, it's a stupid barnyard
This ain't a class, it's still just a barnyard (it proves)
This ain't a class, still a yucky barnyard (stay in the farm)
This ain't a class, just a stinky barnyard (sing out strong)
This ain't a class, what a nasty barnyard (oh dear)
This ain't a class, can't stand this crude barnyard

I'm way out of hand
And I better leave this stupid farm I hate, stupid farm I hate
I'm no amish man
And my life is weak, impoverished too long, can't stand this too long