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Song Parodies -> "(I've Got a Crush on) Mrs. Claus"
Original Song Title:
"Stacy's Mom"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fountains of Wayne
Parody Song Title:
"(I've Got a Crush on) Mrs. Claus"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
[Clap clap clap]
Santa, can I come over after fi-i-i-i-ive? (Off at five)
We could watch - It's A Wonderful Wi-i-i-i-ife (I meant Life)
Will your wife wear red with the snowy trim? (I love trim)
Is she there? Or is she hanging out at the gy-y-y-y-ym? (North Pole Gym)
You know, you prob'ly think us elves need to get a life
But where'd you score that
North Pole-dancing wife?
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
The workshop's hot and the toys are turned on
Santa, can't you see why my work's not up to speed?
Can't concentrate because I've
Got a crush on Mrs. Claus
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
[Clap clap clap]
Santa, do you remember when I cleaned your barns? (Reindeer barns)
Your wife brought out - a box from Hickory Fa-a-a-a-arms (Hickory Farms)
I could tell she liked me from the cool gift bag (Plastic bag)
And the way it said "To Mrs. Claus" on the ta-a-a-a-ag (Stick-on tag)
If you think - she's a granny then you're blind and deaf
'Cause since she got that work done she's a hot M.I.L.F.!
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod (She's got a rockin' bod)
The North Pole's hot and the elves are turned on (Elves are gone wi-ld)
Santa please pick me - to come trim your Christmas tree
I've got an eggnog buzz -
And a crush on
(Mrs. Claus - ah-ah-ah-ah)
Major crush on
(Mrs. Claus - ah-ah-ah-ah)
What a hottie
(Santa can't you see - she's the X in Xmas Eve)
Can't think of toys because I've
Got a crush on Mrs.
Claus
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
[Clap clap clap]
Santa, can I come over after fi-i-i-i-ive? (Off at five)
We could watch - It's A Wonderful Wi-i-i-i-ife (I meant Life)
Will your wife wear red with the snowy trim? (I love trim)
Is she there? Or is she hanging out at the gy-y-y-y-ym? (North Pole Gym)
You know, you prob'ly think us elves need to get a life
But where'd you score that
North Pole-dancing wife?
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
The workshop's hot and the toys are turned on
Santa, can't you see why my work's not up to speed?
Can't concentrate because I've
Got a crush on Mrs. Claus
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod
[Clap clap clap]
Santa, do you remember when I cleaned your barns? (Reindeer barns)
Your wife brought out - a box from Hickory Fa-a-a-a-arms (Hickory Farms)
I could tell she liked me from the cool gift bag (Plastic bag)
And the way it said "To Mrs. Claus" on the ta-a-a-a-ag (Stick-on tag)
If you think - she's a granny then you're blind and deaf
'Cause since she got that work done she's a hot M.I.L.F.!
Mrs. Claus has got a rockin' bod (She's got a rockin' bod)
The North Pole's hot and the elves are turned on (Elves are gone wi-ld)
Santa please pick me - to come trim your Christmas tree
I've got an eggnog buzz -
And a crush on
(Mrs. Claus - ah-ah-ah-ah)
Major crush on
(Mrs. Claus - ah-ah-ah-ah)
What a hottie
(Santa can't you see - she's the X in Xmas Eve)
Can't think of toys because I've
Got a crush on Mrs.
Claus
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Are you saying you want Mrs. Claus to be (Don't say it, Mike!) Your ho, ho, ho? (He said it!)
Fantastic job Spaff! Fives, mate.
Excellent. I hope this appears on "Elves Gone Wild 2: 364 day Spring Break"
If Mrs. Claus looked like Jessica in the TV special "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town", count me in. :D
Ozzy: Thanx, mate.
2nz: Great title. I might have to steal it.
Jon C: Dude, I know. Some of those Rankin-Bass characters are HOT. (Watch for someone to reply with a Heat Miser joke.)
Michaelopedia: If she's a ho, you're a rake.
2nz: Great title. I might have to steal it.
Jon C: Dude, I know. Some of those Rankin-Bass characters are HOT. (Watch for someone to reply with a Heat Miser joke.)
Michaelopedia: If she's a ho, you're a rake.
I went to the mall last night and I saw Mrs. claus next to Santa and the elf's by the Christmas choo choo train and Mrs. Claus was HOT HOT HOT! I GOT MY PICTURE TAKEN WITH HER
Clare: LUCKY!!! I feel bad for the elves, having to spend their nights bagging gifts when they'd much rather be bagging... Nah, I can't say it.
I've seen a lot of "stacy's mom" parodies on here and this one is by mega far the best one! Way to go dude!
Thanx, Magical Mystery Goat.
Everyone: Don't let "Stacy's Mom" or the "Best New Artist" Grammy nomination fool you into thinking Fountains of Wayne is some fly-by-night novelty band. In the last eight years, they've done three fantastic albums and some great side projects (Ivy, "Josie & the Pussycats," "That Thing You Do"). Go out right now and buy their CD "Utopia Parkway" and/or their latest one, "Welcome Interstate Managers." I guarantee that you will not be disappointed.
Everyone: Don't let "Stacy's Mom" or the "Best New Artist" Grammy nomination fool you into thinking Fountains of Wayne is some fly-by-night novelty band. In the last eight years, they've done three fantastic albums and some great side projects (Ivy, "Josie & the Pussycats," "That Thing You Do"). Go out right now and buy their CD "Utopia Parkway" and/or their latest one, "Welcome Interstate Managers." I guarantee that you will not be disappointed.
LOL! Wowsers, this could even be better than Bob Ricci's song with the same name and stuff. Although I dunno which one came first cause I dunno when Bob Ricci's was written. Great stuff, 5-5-5
This has always been one of my faves Spaf! 555!
Charnstar: Bob Ricci's version was played on the Dr. Demento show in December 2004. I have no idea whether his was *written* first, but it's always interesting to hear when others come up with the same parody ideas.
Local Celeb: Thanks, man.
Local Celeb: Thanks, man.
Youre welcome!
Welcome Interstate Managers is one of the best albums I've ever heard. It's a cherished part of my CD collection. Thanks Spaff for saying some kind words for it, I agree it is certainly NOT disapointing. I'd have to say No Better Place is my favorite song on there. Well any way, cool parody!
Hey Austin. I saw them in concert (again) last year. I stole their set list off the stage at the end, then waited outside with a Sharpie and got them all to sign it. I felt like such a 13-year-old girl.
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