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Song Parodies -> "Abbey's Dad"
Original Song Title:
"Stacey's Mom"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fountains Of Wayne
Parody Song Title:
"Abbey's Dad"
Parody Written by:
Katie
The Lyrics
I am often accused of fancying friends' parents, so this is written for my friend Abbey and her father, who is in his 60s! The references to Grease, red underwear and French porn are kinda privaye jokes. Other than that, it's all good! Enjoy...
Abbey's Dad, I'm feeling so sex-mad [x4]
Abbey, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can re-write Grease, cos the songs are cool (songs are cool)
Did your Dad get back from his all-night rave? (all-night rave)
Does he still have the red underwear that I gave? (underwear that I gave)
He knows I'm not the little girl that I used to be
I'm really rather hot now, 40 double-D!
Abbey's Dad, I'm feeling so sex-mad,
You're all I want, and I need you so bad.
Abbey, can't you see? You're just far too young for me,
I know it's kinda sad but I'm in love with Abbey's Dad!
Abbey's Dad, I'm feeling so sex-mad [x2]
Abbey, do you remember when we watched French porn? (watched French porn)
Your Dad came in, with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell he liked me when he smacked my rear (smacked my rear)
Was it love, or was it just effects from the beer? (effects from the beer)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your Mum walked out, your Dad's been paying whores like me!
Abbey's Dad, I'm feeling so sex-mad,
You're all I want, and I need you so bad.
Abbey, can't you see? You're just far too young for me,
I know it's kinda sad but I'm in love with Abbey's Dad!
Abbey, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can re-write Grease, cos the songs are cool (songs are cool)
Did your Dad get back from his all-night rave? (all-night rave)
Does he still have the red underwear that I gave? (underwear that I gave)
He knows I'm not the little girl that I used to be
I'm really rather hot now, 40 double-D!
Abbey's Dad, I'm feeling so sex-mad,
You're all I want, and I need you so bad.
Abbey, can't you see? You're just far too young for me,
I know it's kinda sad but I'm in love with Abbey's Dad!
Abbey's Dad, I'm feeling so sex-mad [x2]
Abbey, do you remember when we watched French porn? (watched French porn)
Your Dad came in, with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell he liked me when he smacked my rear (smacked my rear)
Was it love, or was it just effects from the beer? (effects from the beer)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your Mum walked out, your Dad's been paying whores like me!
Abbey's Dad, I'm feeling so sex-mad,
You're all I want, and I need you so bad.
Abbey, can't you see? You're just far too young for me,
I know it's kinda sad but I'm in love with Abbey's Dad!
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