-> "Britney"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"C'mon"
 
				Original Performer: 
Go Betty Go
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"Britney"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Morning came so suddenly
I realize that I 
Just married my friend
Oh no get me a divorce
Don't want tabloids to know
I guess it's just too late
Oh no, it seems I'm married again
Twice within the span of a year
My husbands have come and gone
It's like a passing phase
Guess I drank too much beer
It's logical—I'm a tramp
My innocence was
Just an illusion
Oh no, it seems I'm married again
Twice within the span of a year
My publicist told E! a while back
That I might be pregnant
You almost come to expect that
I will divorce
Right after my wedding
But you were slightly crushed
When I did not
Get in a big scandal...again
One! Two! Three! Four!
Oh no, it seems I'm married again
Twice within the span of a year
My publicist's apparently wrong
I haven't gotten any fatter
With all the things that I pulled in '04
You'd think that I was done
But don't get comfy, I'll be back again
And marry someone else
And marry someone else
And marry someone else
And marry someone else
And marry someone else
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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