-> "Gothic Woman"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Redneck Woman"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Gothic Woman"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Well I ain't never 
Been the barbie doll type 
No I can't watch High School Musical
I'd rather watch The Omen all night
In a concert, Marilyn Manson
Or in a big ol' mosh pit
I've got posters on my wall of Evanescence and Emily Strange
Some people think I'm evil 
But I don't give a rip 
I'll stand outside in a cemetary with Rosemary's Baby on my hip
Cause I'm a Gothic woman 
And I ain't no preppy broad 
I'm just a product of pure darkness
And I say "Whatever" and "Life Sucks" 
And I keep my Halloween lights on, on my front porch all year long 
And I know all the words to every Sisters Of Mercy song 
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it creepy
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the Gothic girls like me 
Hell Yeah 
Hell Yeah
Abrecrombie 
Well their stuff's real nice 
Oh but I can buy something in all black on the Hot Topic shelf half price 
And just look spooky
Just spooky
Like Elvira on TV
No I don't need no girly clothes to make emo boys want me 
You might think I'm punk rock
A little too hard core 
But back in Translyvania
I'm just the girl next door 
Cause I'm a Gothic woman 
And I ain't no preppy broad 
I'm just a product of pure darkness
And I say "Whatever" and "Life Sucks" 
And I keep my Halloween lights on, on my front porch all year long 
And I know all the words to every Sioxsie And The Banshees song 
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it creepy
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the Gothic girls like me 
Hell Yeah 
Hell Yeah
I'm a Gothic woman 
And I ain't no preppy broad 
I'm just a product of pure darkness
And I say "Whatever" and "Life Sucks" 
And I keep my Halloween lights on, on my front porch all year long 
And I know all the words to every Cure and Bauhaus song 
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it creepy
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the Gothic girls like me 
Hell Yeah 
Hell Yeah 
Hell Yeah 
Hell Yeah 
Hell Yeah 
Hell Yeah 
Hell Yeah 
I Said Hell Yeah
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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