I came on the TDIFF Wiki
When I was eight years old.
Welcome to the land of TDI
Which I really loved.

Made an account called "QueenOrangeSoda"
I can't believe I didn't know all the rules! Duh!
I am oh-so-crazy! I got banned for a whole week!

I broke more rules, now I'm banned for a whole year.
Not so fun for the admins!
When I found IRC and Chatango,
I was an official troll!
I was an official tro-o-oll!
I was an official troll!

So I annoy the admins
Because it's fun!
It makes me giggle, and so
They think I'm perverted.
I just blush and say, "Yeah..."

I vandalize the wikis
And I get banned
But I just make more accounts.
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
Let's hope I just don't banned!
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
Let's hope I just don't get banned!

I'll make my account names really weird
So I can be like Lady Gaga
I'm not sexy, I'm a little slut
I like to stuff my bra.

So hard with the users on my bad side!
My life's definitely not a joyride!
Sprink is so offensive!
Because my mom is Swedish!

On Chatango, I'm blocked by everyone there
But I don't really care!
I am so cute and innocent
I'm just a nine year old girl!
I'm just a nine year old girl!
I'm just a nine year old girl!

So I annoy the admins
Because it's fun!
It makes me giggle, and so
They think I'm perverted.
I just blush and say, "Yeah..."

I vandalize the wikis
And I get banned
But I just make more accounts.
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
Let's hope I just don't banned!
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
Let's hope I just don't get banned!

I get banned, then eat ice cream
About wikis, I rant and scream
I yell like a banshee, I can't sing
But always take life by the wi-i-i-i-ing!

So I annoy the admins
Because it's fun!
It makes me giggle, and so
They think I'm perverted.
I just blush and say, "Yeah..."

I vandalize the wikis
And I get banned
But I just make more accounts.
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
Let's hope I just don't banned!
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
Let's hope I just don't get banned!