-> "As If... (I Would Ever Change)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"What If"
 
				Original Performer: 
Kate Winslet
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"As If... (I Would Ever Change)"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Here I sleep alone
This heavy weight upon my soul
Not my wish that it should stay
In my mind I keep on looking back
When my sweetheart broke my heart
Wondering why money was such a bad thing
Well I tried
But I was working all the time
Making my way in this world and doing fine
Why did she choose to let me go?
When I welcomed her into my home?*
Should have stayed
And been my bride
But there's no way to turn back time
So now I die? Three Spirits- GO!!!
A tough choice to make
Never joy
Lots of heart-ache
Somehow I had lost my way
Seems like now there's no turning back
My life is torn apart- and that's a fact
People let me down and Death has won the game
So much pain, I think about lost decades all the time
And all the dreams that were hoped for- but denied (she declined)
Why did she choose to let me go?
When I welcomed her into my home?
Should have stayed
And been my bride
But there's no way to turn back time
So now I die? Three Spirits- GO!!!
Countdown, and there is so little time
I keep living, but am already dead inside
Still, I tried
This money is all mine
But she abandoned me and meaningless is life
Why did she choose to let me go?
When I welcomed her into my home?
Should have stayed
And been my bride
But there's no way to turn back time
So now I die? Three Spirits- GO!!!
GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
[Extension Verse]
Don't fear the specter in the dark robe
Whose skeletal face is now exposed
Spread your raven wings and 
strike... your... swift blow
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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