-> "Breaking the Beer"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Breaking the Habit"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Breaking the Beer"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Memories consume 
Like opening my beer
I'm picking all the caps again
You all assume 
I'm safe here in my room 
(unless I try to start again) 
I don't want to be so drunk
But the beer tastes so good 
But inside I realize 
That I'm the one confused 
I don't know what's worth drinking for 
Or why I have to pee 
I don't know why I instigate 
And drink the stuff i see
I don't know how I got this way 
I know it's not alright 
So I'm 
Breaking the habit 
Tonight 
Clutching my beer 
I tightly lock the door 
I try to catch my breath again 
I cant see much more
Than anytime before 
I had no options left again 
I don't want to be so drunk
But the beer tastes so good 
But inside I realize 
That I'm the one confused 
I don't know what's worth drinking for 
Or why I have to pee 
I don't know why I instigate 
And drink the stuff i see
I don't know how I got this way 
I know it's not alright 
So I'm 
Breaking the habit 
Tonight 
I'll paint it on the walls 
"Cause I'm the one at fault 
I'll never drink again 
And this is how it ends 
I don't know what's worth drinking for 
Or why I have to pee 
I don't know why I instigate 
And drink the stuff i see
I don't know how I got this way 
I know it's not alright 
So I'm 
Breaking the habit 
Tonight
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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