Magicians are rude.
They're all in a bad mood.
That's why they saw people in half.
They're attitude
Will never be subdued.
That's why they never seem to laugh.

I don't want to be the one
Who's yanked out of a hat.
Cuz that pull looks painful.
The ears weren't made for that.

I need to save my furry friends.
But this is what I fear.
They'll say some hocus pocus crap,
and make me disappear.

I don't know how to rescue them.
I just know they can't stay.
So I'm taking the rabbits...
I'm taking the rabbits...away.

During the show
I watched the magic flow
Around the stage and through the crowd.
I'm moving slow.
I really need to go
and carry out what I have vowed.

I need to go rescue them.
They're tiny and they're scared.
But I need to proceed
with caution and with care.

I don't know why they're using them.
They're filled with purity.
But now I must investigate
and dodge security.

I need to find where they are kept
and help them all escape.
Cuz I'm taking the rabbits...
I'm taking the rabbits...away.

They have a special bond.
Between a hat and wand.
I'm gonna fight their war.
I know...my life's a bore.

I don't know why I'm doing this.
I really do not care.
I never fought for animals,
especially a hare.

I'm still going to rescue them,
but only for a munch,
Cuz I'm taking the rabbits...
I'm baking the rabbits...
I'm making the rabbits...my lunch.