-> "Cheese.09"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Figure.09"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Cheese.09"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Nothin ever tastes quite as good
As a dairy product, man
I'd dump my salads and hamburgers in the can
I'd trash my french fries, 'cause of them I'm not a fan
And you don't even wanna know what I'd do to flan
But ever since I have ran outta cash,
I've ate all these things that I'd turn into trash
If I had realized, what I had needed for me
I'd have spent my money and bought me a wheel of cheese
(I want it every day,
I want it every day)
And I'd
Really like a slice of cheese
Gouda I really miss
I could use a slice of cheese
American or swiss
I can't take the pain
Of not eating this stuff
I wasted all my money
On other items of food
Hearing their names, I want all the different kinds
I remember when I ate it all the time
I ate cheese with every meal, and that was fine
Man, I really knew the greatest way to dine
And I know that since I'm flat broke
All my cravings for cheese are becoming a joke
I regret buying those eggs, and sour cream
'Cause I should have spent my last wad of money on cheese
I want it every day,
I want it every day)
And I'd
Really like a slice of cheese
Gouda I really miss
I could use a slice of cheese
American or swiss
I can't take the pain
Of not eating this stuff
I wasted all my money
On other items of food...
(I want it every day,
I want it every day,
I want it every day
I want it every day!)
MAN, I'M REALLY HUNGRY!!!
(I want my cheese back, I wanna just)
GO!!!
(Go to the store and buy my favorite food)
FOOD!
(I try to hide it, so people don't)
KNOW!
(But my hunger shows, I'm really hun--)
--GRY!
(I want my cheese back, I wanna just)
GO!!!
(Go to the store and buy my favorite food)
FOOD!
(I try to hide it, so people don't)
KNOW!
(But my hunger shows...)
...And I'd
Really like a slice of cheese
Gouda I really miss
I could use a slice of cheese
American or swiss
I can't take the pain
Of not eating this stuff
I wasted all my money
On other items of food...
On other items of food...
On other items of
Stupid, and unworthy food
I wasted my last money
On other items of food...
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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