-> "One Step Closer (to The Loo)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"One Step Closer (to The Edge)"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"One Step Closer (to The Loo)"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I cannot drink anymore
I'm saying everything I've said before
what you're saying makes no sense
I find bliss in getting wrecked
more I drink the more I sway
But I'll soon throw up anyway.
Just like before... 
Everything you serve to me
Takes me one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to hurl
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the loo
And I'm about to hurl
I find my vision's not so clear
Wish I could stop drinking this beer
what I'm saying sounds so dense
I find booze makes ignorance
Nausea will not go away
throw up all over again
Just like before... 
Chorus x2
Know what? I realllllly love you...
throw up throw up throw up 
I feel like I can talk to you...
throw up throw up throw up throw up
I'm about to hurl...
chorus x3
Know what? I realllllly love you...
throw up throw up throw up 
I feel like I can talk to you...
throw up throw up throw up throw up
I'm about to hurl
 
 
repeat chorus
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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