-> "Hit the Store"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Hit the Floor"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Hit the Store"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Hit the Store
there is just too many 
times that people 
have have tried go outside without 
wondering what they think of them 
and I don't protect them, it's their own fault
too many times that I've
let go on when i needed to cross their way
afraid to say what was on my mind
afraid to say what i need to say
too many 
things that they say about me 
when I control their bound
they think having the upper hand 
means you've got to keep wandering around
but i've had too many rows about it with them
it's just as much as I can stand
if you see a hand pulling in a bag, that hand
is mine 
Chorus
so many people agree 
punish those people who're telling lies
so concerned about describe the bag 
to just say what we find inside
so many people agree
walk to esso and shells all day long
all i know is that all i want 
is to feel like i'm not keep off
there are so many things they say
that make me feel, that's not fine
what goes up will surely fall
and i'm counting down the time
cause i've had so many stand-offs with them
it's just as much as I can stand
if you see a hand pulling in a bag, that hand
is mine 
Chorus:
one minute they just shop
the next they're not
watch them hop
making the alarm stop
just before you shut the door
one minute they're on top
the next they're not 
I changed their lot
making their heart stop
and then they think they won 
and then they're alone!
i know i'll never trust a single thing you say
if I know there are proofs it's a lie
but they lie anyway
and all the lies have got you flooding 
the diary of us all
and the notice list is now a bit too tall
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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