-> "On Welfare"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Everywhere"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"On Welfare"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			" On Welfare"
Turn pockets it inside out, so I can see 
 If you have the money, that you owe me 
And when I wake you're, you're In an underwear 
But don't have receipts cuz, you're on Welfare 
 You're on Welfare
Just tell me how crap got on my guitar 
Are you constipated? Cause you always are 
'Cause every time I cook 
You're never there 
When it comes to fast food 
You're always there 
'Cause you're somewhere else to me 
And when I bring home pie it's you I see
But you eat so damm slow 
Which makes me believe 
Your on the phone 
Your on the phone 
I see the way McDonalds makes you feel
Barely get to cook 
A good homemade meal
I sense it now, my wallets getting deep 
tried to get him a burger, without cheese
With out cheese 
'Cause you're on Welfare to me 
 I ask you to pay me back, you ignore me
Since you're a fast food hoe 
That makes me weeepp 
Over the phone 
Over the phone 
I am not alone 
Kids' a fast foo' HOoo oohh hooo, oh hoeeee 
And there in line we stand 
It's then I understand 
The tasty Mc.Chicken 
Lets order and begin 
I always have to pay 
I hope you never become gayyyy 
No matter where I go 
I'll pay 4 ur food, so 
'Cause you're on Welfare to me 
And when I buy french fries it's you I see 
You're so damm broke 
That makes me believe 
You need a loan 
'Cause you're on Welfare to me 
And when I buy the rest 
It's you I breathe 
You're everything that's broke 
That makes me believe 
You need a loan 
You're in every restaurant I see 
So tell me 
Do eat for freeeee? 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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