-> "I Shave W/ Nair"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Everywhere"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"I Shave W/ Nair"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			gonna shave it off so I can see
The skin on my legs thats ticklin me
And when I shave it its never theree
But when Im asleep its everywhere
must use my nair
Just tell me how I ate thar fart
Just tell me why YOUR BALD and i am RRRR!!!
'Cause every time I look you're GROWIN HAIR
And WHEN I SHAVE IT OFF you're NEVER there 
I shave with nair you see
And when I shave my legs no hair to see
You're everything PLUS SNOW that makes me DE FREEZE
KEVINS ALONE
HES HOME ALONE
I recognize the way I shave me feel
It's hard to think that you might not be steal
I swimmin now, a QUARTERS behind me
(JONATHAN MAYVIS ): I try to wash the FALLIN AWAY FROM ME
Away from me 
I shave with nair you see
And when I shave my legs no hair to see
You're everything PLUS SNOW that makes me DE FREEZE
KEVINS ALONE
HES HOME ALONE
IM HOME ALONE
OH , OH, OH ,OOOOOH, OH, 
And when I BUTT your handS
It's then MUSTARD STANDS
The beauty that's MY GRIN
It's now that we WILL SIN
I EAT MY P&A " porkchops & applesauce"
I hope there never comes a MAY
No matter where I go
I always feel you SMOE!!!!!!!
CHORUS X2
You're in everyone I EAT
So tell me
Do you EAT me?
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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