-> "Celine's Head Open"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Wrong Impression"
 (MP3)  
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Celine's Head Open"
				Parody Written by: 
Allison McCulloch
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Filling out, filling out
Job applications
Why can't I get a job
When I'm so qualified
Filling out, filling out
Job applications
This ad said "need nanny
Hire right away"
I love kids
But the mother was Celine Dion
I snapped and
I hit her
Didn't want to break Celine's head open
Well, I guess I was secretly hopin'
Oh yeah
Cause she was whinin', she was mopin'
How else was I supposed to be copin'
Oh Yeah
Driving fast, driving fast
The news reporters
Are all at the house
And the husband's just got home
Driving fast, driving fast
All the police
Just have one suspect
And you know they know it's me
I love kids
But the mother was Celine Dion
I snapped and
I hit her
Didn't want to break Celine's head open
Well, I guess I was secretly hopin'
Oh yeah
Cause she was whinin', she was mopin'
How else was I supposed to be copin'
Oh Yeah
I snapped and
I hit her
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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