-> "Thickheaded"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Promiscuous"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Thickheaded"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			N: I thrown you off? 
Yep
N: Get away from me 
How you doin' young lady 
That feelin' that you bearin' really makes me crazy 
You don't have a clue about Jake (?) 
I said a lot of trash first time that we spake 
Looking for a girl that'll knock your head
And you lookin' for her in the daytime on your bed
I don't get you're message, so say it just right
Might find out by the end of the night 
N: You expect me to just cut my booty 
But will you still respect me if you shoot me
All I won't do is try, gimme a break
What's the problem, I can see you're divers license's fake.
I be the first to admit it, I'm curious about you, you seem so stupid
N: You wanna get in my room, get lost in it 
Boy I'm tired of running, lets jog for a minute 
Chorus- 
Oh thickheaded girl 
Wherever you are 
You need to go
Youre what the hospital wants
N: Oh half-witted boy 
You already know 
That I'm all yours 
What you waiting for? 
Oh thickheaded girl 
You're scaring me 
Go get a check-up 
Doctor's got what you need 
N: Oh half-witted boy 
Let's get to the point 
Cause we're on a roll 
Are you ready? 
Verse- 
N: Roses are red 
Some diamonds are blue 
My uncle is dead 
And you taste like poo
Hey! I can't get away from you 
Will you go, cause you're freaky, like I told you
N: I'm out of this house come with me to my bedroom
Get you on my pillow, we can listen to some "Mushaboom"! 
Her name is Leslie 
Last name Feist 
Recognise her
She's sweet and nice 
N: I'm a big girl I can handle myself 
But if I get stupid I'ma need your help 
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health 
I'll talk the health for you 
Cuz you really need some help.
Also we can keep it on the low 
Let your guard down ain't nobody gotta know 
If you're gullable, I'll show you a place to go 
N: What kind of girl do you take me for? 
Chorus-
Oh thickheaded girl 
Wherever you are 
You need to go
You're what the hospital wants
N: Oh half-witted boy 
You already know 
That I'm all yours 
What you waiting for? 
Oh thickheaded girl 
You're scaring me 
Go get a check-up 
Doctor's got what you need 
N: Oh half-witted boy 
Let's get to the point 
Cause we're on a roll 
Are you ready? 
Don't be a fool, go to school
N: Don't get cool, stupid fool
Hey! Don't be a fool, go to school
N: Don't get cool, stupid fool 
Wait! I don't mean no harm 
I can see your with handcuffs on 
I can see you with nothing on 
feeling all me before you bring that on 
Bring 'what' on? 
N: You know what I mean 
Girl, I'm afraid you shouldn't say those things 
I'm only trying to get inside your clothes 
To see if you can work me the way it shows 
It's okay, it's alright 
I'll call 911 if you like 
Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash 
Leave me alone before I give you a slap
Chorus- 
Oh thickheaded girl 
Wherever you are 
You need to go
You're what the hospital wants
N: Oh half-witted boy 
I'll call the police 
And you're drivind me crazy 
I'd better murder you're niece 
Oh thickheaded girl 
You're scaring me 
Go get a check-up 
Doctor's got what you need 
N: Oh half-witted boy 
Get killed by a train
I just don't wanna see you no more
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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