Song Parodies -> "Crashed My Porsche (finalised version)"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

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Original Performer:

"Crashed My Porsche (finalised version)"

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The Lyrics

The original one i posted was not the one intended for this Site and t has caused some confusion so here is the parody as I wanted it to read out.

Cut my life in two pieces
I trashed my brand new Porsche
Needs refitting
New engine
It went over a cliff cos I was dam speeding

I trashed my brand new Porsche

cut my life in two pieces
I trashed my brand new Porsche
Needs refitting
New engine
I want to go take my car speeding
Don’t even care if I die bleeding

I made a left
Instead of right
The car flew rite out of sight
Exploded like dynamite
Made a flash that make you blind
There’s nothing left for me to find

Cos the Porsche was my ride
It was my pride
I got that car by selling my wife
Losing my mind
Selling my wife
I need someone to tell me I’m fine

Was never rich, I earn my living working
To afford that car
I had to spend my savings
Hungry
Eating leftovers
And food from the bin
My life is all gone where did I begin
It all started when I bought my Porsche’ a
No love for myself
Love only for Porsche’ a
Searching to find the bits of my remaining motor
Finding nothing but pieces of metal

Cos the Porsche was my ride
It was my pride
I got that car by selling my wife
Losing my mind
Selling my wife
I need someone to tell me I’m fine
Nothing is right
Nothing but shite
I’m moaning and I’m crying
I’m Crying
I’m Crying
I’m Crying
I’m Crying

I can’t go on driving this way

Cut my life in two pieces
I trashed my brand new Porsche
Needs refitting
New engine
It went over a cliff cos I was dam speeding
I trashed my brand new Porsche
I made a left
Instead of right
The car flew rite out of sight
Exploded like dynamite
Made a flash that make you blind
There’s nothing left for me to find

I cant go driving this way
Cant go on
Driving this way
Nothing’s alrite

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Joe - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice job man. 5s. I don't know which trolls keep bombing this with 1s, but that's uncalled for, I ain't gonna pay attention to them. Like i said, I'm voting 555s on this one.

Joe Siebert - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Love it. 5s for sure! Like the other Joe said (who is NOT me, btw), it does deserve more high votes.

Gari J - February 05, 2009 - Report this comment

Cheers Joe, Joe Siebert and Gaston for your comments very appreciated.

Bob - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment

I also voted 5's on this one too, but I didn't comment yet.

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