-> "The Lost Art Of Inspecting Weapons"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"The Lost Art Of Inspecting Weapons"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			well, Saddam's got weapons, or so Bush says
he gave them to him, for free anyway
they've oil money, which he understands
Tony Blair's always lending a hand
U.N. guys, do you doubt?
Get a bomb, blow that sucker out
Whatever you do, don't search for weapons
Whatever you do, don't search for weapons
Justification, Bush explains
Simple solution - just bomb that place
Iraqi people, expecting doom
They follow their leader, more than they used to do
Nuclear weapons, yes that's a lie
But for that Saddam, he's the one who'll die
Bush gets something, he can't reveal
Wins elections, with this spiel
Whatever you do, don't search for weapons
Whatever you do, don't search for weapons
Whatever you do, don't search for weapons
Whatever you do, don't search for weapons
I think it's time for war, now reason's gone, nothings changed
Inspectors have moved on, and regime change is certain to come
Whatever you do, don't search for weapons
Whatever you do, don't search for weapons
Whatever you do, don't search for weapons
Whatever you do, don't search for weapons
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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