-> "Is It's Toothpaste That You Want"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"If It's Lovin That You Want"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Is It's Toothpaste That You Want"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			It wants to let you know 
That you dont have to go 
Dont wonder no more 
What It thinks about you 
[chorus] 
If it's toothpaste that you want 
You should make it your snack (Your Snack) 
If it's toothpaste that you need 
Then it should take away your plaque (Away your plaque) 
If it's toothpaste that you want 
Come and take a brush wit me (Wit me) 
Cause everything you need 
Its got it right here baby (baby) 
Now it's Colgate you need 
A tool to come hold plaque down 
With that one to give you minty breath 
When no ones around 
It will take away your gingavitis 
That's one of your dreams 
Cuz I can see your breath is kickin 
You need it badly 
Gi-gingavitis, dutty tartar, go away 
So brush your teeth whenever you lonely 
Gi-gingavitis, dutty tartar, go away 
You'll have protection You'll ahve it each day 
 [chorus] 
If it's toothpaste that you want 
You should make it your snack (Your Snack) 
If it's toothpaste that you need 
Then it should take away your plaque (Away your plaque) 
If it's toothpaste that you want 
Come and take a brush wit me (Wit me) 
Cause everything you need 
Its got it right here baby (baby) 
It's good to know you have this feelin' 
That it could be everything you ever wanted 
In your, your fantasy 
It won't push too hard to 
Bust your teeth cuz 
It's less intense 
And It's not like every other tool you know 
Colgate is the best 
Gi-gingavitis, dutty tartar, go away 
So brush your teeth whenever you lonely 
Gi-gingavitis, dutty tartar, go away 
You'll have protection You'll ahve it each day 
 [chorus 2x] 
If it's toothpaste that you want 
You should make it your snack (Your Snack) 
If it's toothpaste that you need 
Then it should take away your plaque (Away your plaque) 
If it's toothpaste that you want 
Come and take a brush wit me (Wit me) 
Cause everything you need 
Its got it right here baby (baby) 
It wants let you know 
That you dont have to go 
Dont wonder no more 
What It thinks about you 
What it thinks about you man
It's got what you need
It will take away your plaque
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