-> "Das Krappy Krokodil"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Das Kleine Krokodil"
 
				Original Performer: 
Schappi
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"Das Krappy Krokodil"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Ich bin Schnappi, das f****t crocodile
I have no toilet, I go pee in the nile
One time, I drank out of it too
And ate something out of the loo
Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap
Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap
Ich bin Schnappi, das f****t crocodile
I haven't got, the beautifulest smile
I don't need braces anymore
Mum paid for them by being a whore
Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap
Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap
Ich bin Schnappi, das f****t crocodile
My favourite song is "The Way You Make Me Feel"
I slept with Jacko one fine night
And what he did, he had the ****ing right
Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap
Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap
Ich bin Schnappi, das f****t crocodile
I just can't get that fly for my damn meal
My papa molested me so bad
He had the right cos he's my dad
Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap
Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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