-> "Collect That"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Crank That"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Collect That"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			(SOULJA BOY TALKS ABOUT NEW DANCE)
Soulja Boy is a big dolt 
Doesn’t act like an adult 
He relies on superheroes 
Like Blooperman and all 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Soulja Boy is a big dolt 
Doesn’t act like an adult 
He relies on superheroes 
Like Blooperman and all 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Soulja Boy is passionate 
About Ciderman and Fanatical 4 
Everyone who’s listening 
They want to leave and they want to snore 
Soulja Boy talks to the Incredible Sulk 
Soulja Boy’s got to be sharp 
He doesn’t want his favourite heroes 
Winding up in a cloud and playing a harp
The idiot’s you!
 
Who is the idiot, who is the idiot? 
I think that it’s bloomin’ 
I think that it’s you, I think it’s you 
You’ll catch SB at the local store 
Yes he buys action figures every hour 
Nerds are getting mad cos 
SB has every figure with every power 
Soulja Boy is a big dolt 
Doesn’t act like an adult 
He relies on superheroes 
Like Blooperman and all 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Soulja Boy is a big dolt 
Doesn’t act like an adult 
He relies on superheroes 
Like Blooperman and all 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Soulja Boy went AWOL 
When he didn’t see the Z-Men at all 
He saw Splatman and Gobbin’ 
Put a show in the town hall 
Nerds always say 
“Soulja Boy is so poor!” 
There are so many action figures 
Which mean they can’t go past SB’s door, door 
Superzeroes, superzeroes 
They’re, they’re 
Soulja Boy’s heroes, Soulja Boy’s heroes 
Poor is so ugly 
Selekta is so ugly 
Pan-Thing is so ugly 
When I think about them I’m glad I’m me 
Soulja Boy is a big dolt 
Doesn’t act like an adult 
He relies on superheroes 
Like Blooperman and all 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Soulja Boy is a big dolt 
Doesn’t act like an adult 
He relies on superheroes 
Like Blooperman and all 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Soulja Boy is a big div 
What he does with his mind is 
Make a bunch of characters like 
Blooperman (He’s awful) 
Blooperman (He’s awful)
Blooperman (He’s awful) 
Blooperman (He’s awful)
Blooperman (He’s awful) 
Who is a stupid idiot? You! 
Who is a stupid idiot? You! 
Watch me collect like Soulja Boy then Blooperman do it 
Blooperman do it 
Blooperman do it 
Ahh 
Soulja Boy is a big dolt 
Doesn’t act like an adult 
He relies on superheroes 
Like Blooperman and all 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Soulja Boy is a big dolt 
Doesn’t act like an adult 
He relies on superheroes 
Like Blooperman and all 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who’s an idiot? You! 
(I mean Soulja Boy) 
Who an idiot? 
Ahh, you!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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