-> "I Am Not A Gay"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"All The Things She Said"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"I Am Not A Gay"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I am not a gay 
I am not a gay
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
I am not a gay 
I am not a gay
You don't understand?
You don't understand?
I am not a gay
Yo, I am a boy
I'm in total shit
And Garrett helped me
And then I hugged him
I really thank he
But I couldn't believe
Such a perfect surprise
You guys keep asking me
If I am a gay
Well I am straight
I'm telling you here
If I were gay
Then you would hear
The words from my mouth
Like the Gi Bbum case
I tell you now
I am straight
I tell you now
I am straight
I am not a gay 
I am not a gay
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
I am not a gay 
I am not a gay
You don't understand? 
You don't understand? 
I am not a gay
Yo, I am a boy
Yo, I am a boy
And I accidentally
Went to the girl's toilet
What's so wrong with that?
Accidents happen
What about Bird
Thongchai McIntyre
He is a real gay
But you guys say nothing
So next time 
You see his picture
Tell it in his face
That he is a gay
So as the whole Grammy
F**ked up company
Because I said so
I am not a gay
I am not a gay 
I am not a gay
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
I am not a gay 
I am not a gay
You don't understand?
You don't understand?
I am not a gay
Yo, I am a boy (What?, What?)
Yo, I am a boy 
I am not a gay
I am not a gay 
I am not a gay
Ruoxi 
Look at me
Tell me 
What do you see
No, I'm not a gay
Cocker
Look at me
I am straight and free
Did not cross the line
I am not a gay
I am not a gay 
I am not a gay
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
I am not a gay 
I am not a gay
Yo, I am a boy (What?, What?)
Yo, I am a boy (What?, What?)
I am not a gay
Yo, I am a boy
Yo, I am a boy
I am not a gay
I am not a gay 
I am not a gay
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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