-> "Special Olympics"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Special Delivery"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Special Olympics"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Hey now do you see me down the lane
Been practicing every day
Racing wheelchairs because I got no legs
I'll win a medal someday
One day I'll ride across the country
Have a school... named after me
There's something wrong with my brain
I'm gonna fall over, I'm gonna fall over
And the doctor told me
That I am insane
I'm gonna fall over, I'm gonna fall over
Hey now I'm having seziures on the floor
The Special Olympics are my sport
My insanitation it's true
Hello, I got nothing to do
There's something wrong with my brain
I'm gonna fall over, I'm gonna fall over
And the judges gave me
a 7.8
I'm gonna fall over, I'm gonna fall over
If they hadn't sewn me some synthetic legs
I'd be an amputee, I'd be an amputee
Or, I'd be a blind man
Breathing through a machine
Can't feel past my chin
Cannot breathe
Can't feel past my chin
Cannot breathe
But you can't kill a man with an iron lung
You can't kill a man with an iron lung
You can't kill a man with an iron lung
You can't kill a man with a- Disability
There's something wrong with my brain
I'm gonna fall over, I'm gonna fall over
And the judges gave me a 7.8
I'm gonna fall over, I'm gonna fall over
And the doctor slapped my mom across the face
I'm still an amputee, I'm still an amputee
Or, I'd be a blind man
With no joints at his knees.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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