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Song Parodies -> "Spare Me The Emails"
Original Song Title:
"Spare Me The Details"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Offspring
Parody Song Title:
"Spare Me The Emails"
Parody Written by:
Unnatural Disaster
The Lyrics
I hate Spam Emails as you can see:
My PC, It just hates me.
I got a lot of emails just the other night.
And 3 of them were SPAM, the rest of them was junk mail.
At least I didn't get any virus tonight.
And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!
Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!
Now I can't understand what people want to sell me.
They tried to sell me a box of some art supplies.
Email me everyday, it makes me want to lose it.
Everything they send me I delete that night.
And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!
Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!
Everything they send me, well I just delete it.
But they'll send it again in just a few minutes!
Oh man I've gotta stop them!
Now I'm lying in bed I cannot get to sleep.
I'm thinking of the crap that they will send to me.
They send me all this junk over and over.
And I know tomorrow just what I'll receive.
And they drive me insane, I cannot escape them.
I'm stuck with them harrassing me for life.
And they send me porn and other advertisements.
Well I just delete them and I walk away!
And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!
Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!
'Cause I hate all this mail.
Spare me the emails so I can be free!!
Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
I got a lot of emails just the other night.
And 3 of them were SPAM, the rest of them was junk mail.
At least I didn't get any virus tonight.
And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!
Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!
Now I can't understand what people want to sell me.
They tried to sell me a box of some art supplies.
Email me everyday, it makes me want to lose it.
Everything they send me I delete that night.
And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!
Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!
Everything they send me, well I just delete it.
But they'll send it again in just a few minutes!
Oh man I've gotta stop them!
Now I'm lying in bed I cannot get to sleep.
I'm thinking of the crap that they will send to me.
They send me all this junk over and over.
And I know tomorrow just what I'll receive.
And they drive me insane, I cannot escape them.
I'm stuck with them harrassing me for life.
And they send me porn and other advertisements.
Well I just delete them and I walk away!
And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!
Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!
'Cause I hate all this mail.
Spare me the emails so I can be free!!
Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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DKTOS, but it looked well-written and I heartily agree with the message. 5's all round!
Ditto!
Ditto ditto.
Thanks!
Brovo Brovo (did i spell that right)
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