-> "Half-Life"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Last Nite"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Half-Life"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Half-Life: Blue Shift
Where Barney Calhoun is
A protagonist
I've never played this
As I played Blue Shift
That Barney picks up vests
From fallen comrades, I guess
He's doing his best
Well, playing Counter Strike for 27 minutes now
The terrorists felt so down
And I do make sure
Buy some armor I need
See, players really understand
My brother really understands
Enemies really understand
On top of this, even though I'm gonna understand
Half-Life Decay
It's just an add-on to
The Playstation 2
Port of Half-Life, I knew
Gina Cross and Colette Green
The colleagues of Gordon
Gordon, last name Freeman
What a real great game, yeah
Oh, players really understand
My girlfriend, she might understand
In cafes, they can understand
And me, I can still really understand
Half-Life 2's out
So do Opposing Force
And Team Fortress of course
Even Half-Life: Source
Haven't played Day of Defeat
Team Fortress can't be beat
Turning up the heat
I'm playing Counter Strike, yeah
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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