-> "Assassination Army"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Seven Nation Army"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Assassination Army"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Verse 1: Don’t want to fight at all
Assassination army breathin’ down my back
But don’t you touch my dog!
On the ass chart, nothing’s worse than that
Now I cry myself to sleep at night
Because I can’t forget
Floods of lead lace my mind
And I must pay my debt
 
And the only thing I want to say is, “Leave me alone!”
 
Verse 2: Not gonna cheer about it
Every single grunt’s got a bounty to hoard
Everyone knows about it
From that “violinist” to the honored Board
And if I catch you comin’ out my way
I’m gonna terminate you
True I ain’t no Schwarzenegger
But I’m Neo, dude
 
And the bullets flyin’ from my gun will mine your skull
 
Verse 3: I’m goin’ incognito
Gone from this stratagem of veiled employ
I’ll go to Kokomo
Lead them all off it with a male decoy
Am I bleeding, am I bleeding, am I bleeding
On this bus depot…
No more kills are gonna come from me
Or y dog, good boy…
 
If you ask, “does he have a name?”
And I’ll tell you, “no…”
			
			
			
		
		
	 
	Your Vote & Comment Counts
	The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
	appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
	leave a comment below about this parody.
 
	
		|  |  | 
    Voting Results
|  |  | Pacing: | 3.8 |  |  | How Funny: | 3.6 |  |  | Overall Rating: | 3.8 |  |  | 
 |  | Total Votes: | 12 |  | 
	
	
    Voting Breakdown
	The following represent how many people voted for each category.
     
|  |  |  |  | Pacing |  |  | How Funny |  |  | Overall Rating |  | 
|  | 1 |  | 3 |  |  | 3 |  |  | 3 |  |  | 
|  | 2 |  | 0 |  |  | 1 |  |  | 0 |  |  | 
|  | 3 |  | 0 |  |  | 0 |  |  | 1 |  |  | 
|  | 4 |  | 2 |  |  | 2 |  |  | 1 |  |  | 
|  | 5 |  | 7 |  |  | 6 |  |  | 7 |  |  |