-> "Pepsi Guy"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Whiskey Girl"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Pepsi Guy"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Don't my soda look good inside my cup 
Drink it to stay awake every night 
Drink it every morning to wake me up
And it is so tasty
I'm going out to buy another twelve cans 
It's the greatest soft drink in all of the lands 
When I'm going out to get myself a drink
I don't need to think
I tell you man...
Bartender don't you have a clue
I don't want any mountain dew 
I can't stand any classic Coca-Cola 
No I don't like orange juice or sprite
It just doesn't ever taste quite right 
I need somethin' with a little more edge and a little more taste
You know I'm a Pepsi guy
A ragged soda jerker guy 
Ah, I want another 
Baby I love that Pepsi cola 
I'm all out, I get into my car and go ta 
The convince store to buy a few more cans
I blow bubbles and people all stare 
But I'm having fun so I don't care 
I realize that I will forever be a Pepsi man 
No I don't like orange juice or sprite
It just doesn't ever taste quite right 
I need somethin' with a little more edge and a little more taste
You know I'm a Pepsi guy
A ragged soda jerker guy 
Ah, I want another 
Bartender don't you have a clue
I don't want any mountain dew 
I can't stand any classic Coca-Cola 
No I don't like orange juice or sprite
It just doesn't ever taste quite right 
I need somethin' with a little more edge and a little more taste
You know I'm a Pepsi guy
A ragged soda jerker guy 
Ah, I want another 
Well you know I'm a Pepsi guy 
A ragged soda jerker guy
Ah, I want another 
Yeah I want another 
Want another 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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