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Song Parodies -> "Scab"
Original Song Title:
"Cab"
Original Performer:
Train
Parody Song Title:
"Scab"
Parody Written by:
Confission
The Lyrics
Nude bike-riding, no safety gear
There's nothing more dangerous to me
Look, Mom, no hands
Making my way downtown
When I ride over a rocky place
My face is down and it's sliding across the ground
The platelets scatter
The blood is still so flowing
A hemophiliac
I don't even scab on my toes
A hemophiliac
I don't even scab on my toes
Walking to the store to get some aid
91 packages of band-aids
Helplessly feel like I'll need a transfusion
9-1-1, it's me again
Just follow the trail of red
Telling myself that I'll be dead
The platelets scatter
The blood is still so flowing
A hemophiliac
I don't even scab on my toes
A hemophiliac
I don't even scab on my toes
I'm still looking like the dweeb
That got killed in Friday the 13th
By Jason
The platelets scatter
The blood is still so flowing
A hemophiliac
I don't even scab on my toes
The platelets scatter
The blood is still so flowing
A hemophiliac
I don't even scab on my toes
A hemophiliac
I don't even scab on my toes
There's nothing more dangerous to me
Look, Mom, no hands
Making my way downtown
When I ride over a rocky place
My face is down and it's sliding across the ground
The platelets scatter
The blood is still so flowing
A hemophiliac
I don't even scab on my toes
A hemophiliac
I don't even scab on my toes
Walking to the store to get some aid
91 packages of band-aids
Helplessly feel like I'll need a transfusion
9-1-1, it's me again
Just follow the trail of red
Telling myself that I'll be dead
The platelets scatter
The blood is still so flowing
A hemophiliac
I don't even scab on my toes
A hemophiliac
I don't even scab on my toes
I'm still looking like the dweeb
That got killed in Friday the 13th
By Jason
The platelets scatter
The blood is still so flowing
A hemophiliac
I don't even scab on my toes
The platelets scatter
The blood is still so flowing
A hemophiliac
I don't even scab on my toes
A hemophiliac
I don't even scab on my toes
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