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Song Parodies -> "Mentally Ill"

Original Song Title:

"Beverly Hills"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"Mentally Ill"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

My life of crime isn't all that great
My getaway car is a piece of crap
I bought some guns but they just shoot caps
And my folks say my curfew's 9:15

But when I hold up Circle K
And I get caught tryin' to get away
If the cops ask What the hell?
I know exactly what t'say: I'm

MENTALLY ILL
THAT'S WHAT I'VE GOT TO BE
(Crazy Crazy)
(Crazy Crazy)
Baby, I'm mentally ill

MENTALLY ILL
YR'HONOR I PLEAD INSANITY
(Crazy Crazy)
(Crazy Crazy)
I must be mentally ill

I'll blame all my friends from Mars
And sue the food at Mickey D's
When Dave Letterman reads cards
It's secret code to torment me

I wanna skate with washed-up stars
I'm gonna give up baths for Lent
Wanna take a hunting trip
With our Vice Presi-dent

MENTALLY ILL
DON'T TURN OFF MY TV
(Looney Tuney)
(Fruity Loopy)
Utterly mentally ill

MENTALLY ILL
Y'ALL MISUNDERESTIMATE ME
(Dippy Trippy)
(Wacky Cracky)
Baby, I'm mentally ill

[Kazoo solo]

The truth is
I'm a decent guy
But I'm in love with Pebbles Flintstone
I rob banks to catch her eye

I build nukes
To bomb political cartoons
I pray for more Anna Nicoles
I trust The 700 Club
And infomer-sholes

MENTALLY ILL
POUR THAT KOOL-AID FOR ME
(Dotty Spotty)
(Kooky Spooky)
Totally mentally ill

MENTALLY ILL
FEED ME SOME W.M.D.
[Clock:] "Cuckoo Cuckoo - Cuckoo Cuckoo"
Baby, I'm mentally ill

MENTALLY ILL [Kazoo returns]
MENTALLY ILL (Crazy Crazy) Yeah!
MENTALLY ILL
MENTALLY ILL (Baby don't...)
...blame me I'm mentally ill
(c) 2006+ Spafferton
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DKTOS? - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't Know The Original Song? It's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos
alvin rhodes - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
i think you've captured the essence of insanity rather well here...my favorite of the day
Stephen Harrington - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
555, crazy man!
Natasha - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey nice parody man it rocks hard core 555
Matthias - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know why this dosn't have all fives since all your comments said that they gave you fives... Hmmm... I believe some of these people are mentally ill...
Rick C - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude, you crack me up! Another littany of laughably, looney lines! 555
Matthias - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, and another great parody Spaff...
Larry Hensley - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Many really hilarious lines, 5s
Stuart McArthur - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
but who isn't in love with Pebbles?......nobody.......right?...I mean we all agree, right?...so that doesn't mean I'm crazy, coz that would mean we'd all be crazy, right?...wouldn't we?....bam bam - 555
Rex - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Crazy like a fox...but anyone who's been around AmIRight for any length of time already knows your particular brand of insanity. :-)
Jack Wilson - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
LOVE THE OS AND THIS PARODY!!!! 555!!!! OMG I was gonna write a parody of this song, with that title as one of my choice,s you did ebtter than Id have!
Spaff.com - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, Step-Child & Natasha & St Matthias & Rick the Cornier & St Matthias again & Hairy Lensley & Wrecks!

alvin: Always an honor to get the "Fave of Alvin Rhodes Today" award.

s2art: Ever see her in Fred's dream episode where she's grown up and playing in a band? Hubba hubba.

Local Celeb: I'm glad that you and I had the same idea. I'll take that as a good sign; you come up with some excellent ones. And I love Weezer's original too.
The Skuz - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm thinking of mailing this to a few Disc Jockey's. If not, then a few people I know.
Spaff.com - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Skuz: Please do so!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I keep looking at the title and I can't stop wondering what happened to "Mentally I" and "Mentally Il", and if there will be a "Mentally IV", "Mentally V" and so on, but maybe I'm just to insane to understand such things. :-)
Lionel Mertens - June 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny 5's
Spaff.com - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, Lionel.
Peterchyd: I wonder the same thing about Kim Jong I.
Spaff.com - July 30, 2006 - Report this comment
To all concerned: The protagonist of my parody "Mentally Ill" is not someone with an actual mental illness, but rather someone who merely claims to be mentally ill as a way to justify his aberrant behavior and views, and who plots to use the insanity plea as his defense. Admittedly, the piece is not for all tastes, but please understand that it is not intended to vilify the truly mentally ill, who have my sympathy.
Devilchao0 - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
>_> You sir are a Winnar!
Spaff.com - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Um, that's spelled W-I-E-N-E-R.
white trash - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
im mentally ill too i get my values from selena fox
Spaff.com - February 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I get mine from Megan Fox.
jon b - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
tracey cox?
white trash - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
oh now im a mental nutcase i now get my religious advice from the malleus maleficarum
Spaff.com - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Malleus maleficarum? I believe that's Latin for Fox in Socks. Or Tracey Cox in Socks. I forget which.
LJ. - June 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Its also bad when you get values and advice from oprah and Tyra banks.
Mary Kay - July 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Some peoples minds are so intensely Solipsistic.
Spaff.com - March 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I don't believe in solipsism. I just believe in me.

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