There are days where I’d like a kangaroo
Do nothing but sit and stare at glue
Name my house Irene and go right inside
Staying indoors and flying a kite
Coloring all night

Take a pregnancy test and try not to cheat
Draw smiley faces on my neighbors feet
Paint my toenails green, and drink month old Sprite
Crazy all day, I’m random all night
Random all the time

I bet that you would think this is annoying
That a life like this is far from boring
And I’ll tell you that it’s just a regular day

Dress like Batman and go climb a tree
And I yell loudly at everything I see
When I sleep, I dream about apple pie,
It’s not make believe, it’s my real life
Random all the time

I bet that you would think this is annoying
That a life like this is far from boring
I wish that I could stay like this forever
And I’ll tell you that it’s just a regular day

Walking around with just squinted eyes
Stare and the moon and say “It’s too bright”
I’m gonna go streaking tonight,
Right here,
Right now.
Have Halloween on the Fourth of July
Walk into a room and just yell “Goodbye”
Show everyone my new spider bite
Right here, right now

I bet that you would think this is annoying
That a life like this is far from boring
I wish that I could stay like this forever
And I’ll tell you that it’s just a regular day