-> "Breasts Day of My Life"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Best Day of My Life"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Breasts Day of My Life"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I had a dream, that I’d be proud,
that one day I would be de-prowed.
Eschew Bruce, eschew Bruce! [2x]
That wretched gland would go “bye-bye”!
What’s left’s a mons with skin stretched tight.
Eschew Bruce, adieu Bruce! [2x]
I’m never gonna look back,
’cause it’s now, and I’ve given it up.
Casus Belley [sic]: frau, wow!
Dude no more!
Eschew Bruce, de-spruce Bruce!
This is gonna be the breasts day of my life,
my li-i-i-ife.
Eschew Bruce, adieu dude—
this is gonna be the breasts day of my life,
my li-i-i-ife.
I’ve cowls made of derm-distend,
and then they pump silicone in.
Eschew Bruce, huge new ’tude [2x]
On “Fair”’s cover: glamorous me;
I’m shipping new grand mammaries!
Beauts. . . . [2x]
I’m severed, got a nook-crack;
that old prow: I have given it up.
And just look at me now!
Cute. . . .
I’m cleared of balling; prowed guy sliced, winnowed;
annealed is that new hole (whole).
My “javelin” hurled from sight. . .
threw it to the trash site.
I’m now on cooze control.
Cooze. . . .
This is gonna be the breasts day of my life,
my li-i-i-ife.
’schew Bruce dude, huge new boobs—
this is gonna be the breasts day of my life,
my li-i-i-ife.
Tits! A “mamma” me. Tits to mount on me. Stripped, my manhood flees.
Those breasts are gazing-nice!
Look at how they’re pouting up! Breasts are pouting up, wow!
Tits on “Vanity”: these breasts shoulda been on “Life,”
lost “Li-i-i-ife”.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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