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Song Parodies -> "A Hannibal Thankgiving Song"
Original Song Title:
"Happy Thanksgiving Song"
Original Performer:
And Now Media
Parody Song Title:
"A Hannibal Thankgiving Song"
Parody Written by:
Sue Donym
The Lyrics
(Variation on a theme by John Palacio, Luz Montez, Curtis Peel, Jesse Cervantes & And Now Media - "Happy Thanksgiving Song", - 2011 ) (Variation on an old old children's Thanksgiving song)
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
said Hannibal to his prey
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
He said you can't get away
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
He said now it's your doomsday
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
He said time for you to pay
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
I'll eat your arms on Monday
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
And eat your legs on Tuesday
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
Have a piece for each weekday
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
And your heart I will puree
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
Then your brains I will sautee
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
And I'll eat your matter grey
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
Have a repartee
And then have a waylay
On this holiday
Eat someone's vertebrae
Maybe that valet
Or eat your protegee
The wonderful gore
Of the bodies I tore
And next year some more
So I'm thankful on Thanksgiving
I'm so thankful on Thanksgiving
I'm so thankful on Thanksgiving Day.
said Hannibal to his prey
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
He said you can't get away
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
He said now it's your doomsday
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
He said time for you to pay
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
I'll eat your arms on Monday
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
And eat your legs on Tuesday
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
Have a piece for each weekday
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
And your heart I will puree
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
Then your brains I will sautee
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
And I'll eat your matter grey
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
Have a repartee
And then have a waylay
On this holiday
Eat someone's vertebrae
Maybe that valet
Or eat your protegee
The wonderful gore
Of the bodies I tore
And next year some more
So I'm thankful on Thanksgiving
I'm so thankful on Thanksgiving
I'm so thankful on Thanksgiving Day.
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Don't parody me Sue. A Pilgrim once tried to parody me. I ate his leg with some bread stuffing and a nice cranberry sauce. Num-num-num-num-num-num .....
Sorry, but I have 1 ready and need 2 more or so to make sure there's enough for the musical.
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