-> "The Zombie Song"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"The Lazy Song"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"The Zombie Song"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Today we just feel like eating anything 
Still hungry even though we’re dead 
We’ll chew your flesh right off your bones 
When we can catch you all alone 
'Cause today we’re hungry enough for anything 
We’re gonna kick the dust up 
Then surround your van 
Catch you all alone, tear your flesh off your limbs 
Nobody's gonna tell us we can't 
We'll be snacking on our lunch, 
Eat you, your meat’s so bloody 
You‘re so damn tasty, love the taste of humanity
In this world we eat all the flesh we can 
Oh-no, Oh-yes (we can)
Yes we eat you
Consume you
We eat you 'cause we can
Today we just feel like eating anything 
Still hungry even though we’re dead 
We’ll chew your flesh right off your bones 
When we can catch you all alone 
'Cause today we’re hungry enough for anything 
Anything we maul
Tomorrow we'll creep up, look for victims… who’s next? 
Eat a really nice girl, rip a chuck out her neck 
And she's gonna scream out: 'For Godssakes!!!’ 
(Oh my god, pain’s too great) 
Yum!
Her bones will be found, we ate her whole body 
Although we’re all bloody, we’re all still hungry 
We just can‘t stop, this is mankind’s fate 
Oh-no, Oh-yes
Yes we eat you
Consume you
We eat you 'cause we can
Today we just feel like eating anything 
Still hungry even though we’re dead 
We’ll chew your flesh right off your bones 
When we can catch you all alone 
'Cause today we’re hungry enough for anything 
No, we aren't going anywhere
'Cause we can stalk you here and there 
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-yes (we can)
Can’t hide ‘cuz we know where to look
You better know how to shoot 
Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! You’re out…
[screaming in the background]
Oh
Today we just feel like eating anything 
Still hungry even though we’re dead 
We’ll chew your flesh right off your bones 
When we can catch you all alone 
'Cause today we’re hungry enough for anything 
Anything we maul
Anything we maul
Anything we maul
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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