-> "We Don't Talk About Juno"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"We Don't Talk About Bruno"
 
				Original Performer: 
Cast of Encanto
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"We Don't Talk About Juno"
				Parody Written by: 
Glenn Walker
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			[PEPA}: We don't talk about Juno, no, no, no!
We talk of Jesus, not Juno...cuz
He was out witnessing
{FELIX]: I was out witnessing
[PEPA]I walked up to him and told him he was a closed-minded guy
[FELIX]: Multiple gods? Not for I
[PEPA]: Seemed clear to me no one god could decree
[‘FELIX]: Bzzz! Wrong!
[‘PEPA]: Shut up while I testify
[FELIX]: I'm sorry, Miss Pepa, go on
[PEPA]: Felix had me turn to Acts
[FELIX]: Verse twelve, chapter fo-ur
[PEPA]: It filled my view of God with cracks
[FELIX]: The only way with God to score
[PEPA]: Prayed forgiveness for my lacks
[FELIX]: Is through a single door… Christ is that Door.
[TOGETHER]: We don't talk about Juno, no, no, no!
 We talk of Jesus, not Juno!
[DOLORES]: Jesus’ life was sinless; it was genuine perfection.
The devil strikes but I’m	assured	I’ve absolute protection.
Jesus, Lamb of God – in love – took all my sins away.
[spoken] He is risen!
Sin’s a heavy burden that I need not carry.
Jesus won the vict’ry ‘gainst the adversary.
He fulfilled all prophesy too deep to understand
Do you understand?
[CAMILO]: Lashes thirty nine 
Cross upon His back
Was it by design
He fell on the track?
Flogged beyond human form
Because He’d not conform (hey!)
[PEPA and FELIX]: We don't talk about Juno, no, no, no! 
We talk of Jesus, not Juno. 
[TOWNSPERSON1: Isaiah spoke the virgin birth
No one would believe! 
[ALL TOWNSPERSONS]: (Amen)
[TOWNSPERSON2]: Micah foretold Bethlehem
Would mark Christmas Eve!
[ALL TOWNSPERSONS]: (Amen)
[TOWNSPERSON3]: Zechariah saw a donkey ride,
He’s truly naïve!
‘[ALL TOWNSPERSONS}: (Amen) 
What God foretells us He is sure to achieve!
[ISABELA]: He told me that He’s coming again. He’s my hope as I strive here below.
He told me that the mountains will drip with sweet wine. From the hills with milk they shall flow
[ABUELA]: Óye, Jesus Christ is returning soon.
[DOLORES]: He told me that when Jesus returns there would be a big feast
Observing the wedding
Of Jesus and     ^        the   ^        Church
ISABELA 	Hey 	        sis',
D’you know anything about this?
[DOLORES]: It's like I can hear him now
I can hear him now
[MIRABEL]: Um, Jesus...
Yeah, about that Jesus ...
I really need to know about Jesus...
Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Jesus
[‘CAMILO]: (Isabella, the groom is here)
[ALL]: Time for the wedding feast!
Measure 1
                         
[PEPA, et seq][rest]	He	was	out	wit-	ness-	ing
  	                                                  	was	out
                          Je-	sus’	life	was	sin-	less	it	was	gen-	u-	ine	per-	fect-	ion	The
                          Lash-	es	Thir-	Ty	nine	Cross…
                           He	told	me	that	He’s	com... 
Measure 2
	I 	walked	up	to	him	and	told	him
wit-	ness-	ing	
dev-	Il	strikes	but	I’m	ass-	ured	I’ve	ab-	so-	lute	pro-	tect-	ion
cross	up-	on	His	back	Was	it
com-	Ing	a-	gain.	He’s 	my 	hope…
Measure 3
he	was	a	 closed-	mind-	ed	guy
Je-	sus	Lamb	of 	God	in	love	took	All	my	sins	a-
By	de-	sign	He	fell
hope	As	I	strive	here	be	lo-
Measure 4
Mul-	ti-	ple	gods?	not	for	I
way		He	is	ris-	en	
fell	On	the	track 	Flogged	be-
Ow	
5
1		2		3		4	
Seemed	clear	to	me	no	one	god…
[rest]
Sin’s	a	hea-	vy	bur-	den	that	I	need	not	car-	ry
Yond	hu-	man	form	be-	cause
He	told	me	that	the	mount-
Measure 6
god	could	de-	cree	[rest]
[rest]	sfx buzzer	wrong…
Je-		sus	won	the	vic-	t’ry	‘gainst	the	ad-	ver-	sa-	ry
cause	He’d	not	con-	form	[rest]
mount-	ains	will	drip	with	sweet	wine
Measure 7
[rest]	Shut	up	while	I	test-	if-	y….
 wrong	[rest] He	ful-	filled	all	pro-	phe-	cy	too	deep	to	un-	der-	stand…
lrest]
wine	from	the	hills	with	milk	they	will	flow
Measure 8
[rest]
[rest]	I’m	sor-	ry	Miss	Pe-	pa	go	on
	O-	jay	Je-	sus	Christ	is	re-	turn-	ing
stand	[rest]	do	you	un-	der-	stand
[rest]
flow	And	I’m	fine
Measure 9
Fe-	lix 	had	 me	turn	to	Acts…
[rest]
soon	
[rest]
	He	told	me	that	When	Je-
Lash	thir-	ty	nine	Cross…
He	told	me	that	He’s	com... 
Measure 10
[rest]	It
[rest]	Verse	twelve	chap-	ter	fo-	ur
Je-	sus	re-	turns	there	will	 be…
cross	up-	on	His	back	Was	it
com-	Ing	a-	gain.	He’s 	my 	hope…
Measure 11
filled	 my	view	of	God	with	cracks…
[rest]
be	A	great	feast	[rest]	ob-
By	de-	sign	He	fell
hope	as	I	strive	here	be	lo-
Measure 12
cracks	[rest]
The	on-	ly	way	with	God	to	score
serv-	Ing	the	wed-	ing	And	I’m	fine…
fell	on	the	track	Flogged	 be-
Ow	[rest]	And	I’m	fine..
Measure 13
Prayed	for-	give-	ness	for	my	lacks….
[rest]
fine	And 	I’m	fine		I’m	fine…
Yond	hu-	man	form	be-	cause…
fine	And	I’m	fine	I’ll	be	fine…
Measure 14
lacks	[rest]
[rest]	Is	through	a	sin-	gle	door…
fine	[rest]
cause	He’d	not	con-	form.	[rest[
fine	[rest]
Measure 15
[rest]	Don’t 	talk	a-	bout	Ju-
 door	[rest]					
[rest]					
[rest]					
[rest]					
UNISON:
ALL: Don't talk about Juno, no!
MIRABEL: Glenn, why did you write about Juno?
ALL: Not a word about Juno!
MIRABEL: I don’t want to know about Juno.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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