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Song Parodies -> "Bank Phone"
Original Song Title:
"Cell Phone"
Original Performer:
Freecreditreport.com feat. Lady GaGa
Parody Song Title:
"Bank Phone"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This is a unique blend of the OS from Freecreditreport.com mixed with Lady GaGa's "Telephone" parodied lyrics for the automated call-waiting and answer!!! Since both OS deal with a phone I thought I would have fun and do a mix of my own!!!
[Intro]
Wanted to get myself GaGa’s new concert DVD
After shellin’ out 500 bucks for the cheapest concert seats
I knew my credit card was maxed-out once more,
so I called for a credit line extension…
But I heard laughing on the other end as their phone hit the floor!
Pause… then:
[GaGa Telephone Call-Waiting]
“Hello, hello, hello, crazy we’re kinda busy, we’re kinda busy
We know, We know, We know, your FICO score is kinda sh-tty!!!
It’s kinda sh-itty, It’s kinda sh-tty
Sorry we can’t hear you, because your credit’s sh-tty!!!”
[Resumption of song]
Freak-Credit-Whore-Pawn, that‘s me!
I‘m a “Little Monster“, so show some mercy,
GaGa’s got me hooked, with consumer burglary
I need a credit line extension, because this is an emergency!!!
[GaGa Telephone Bank Reply]
Sorry we can’t approve you, your credit’s sh-tty
It’s kinda sh-itty, It’s kinda sh-tty
Sorry we can’t approve you, your credit’s sh-tty
It’s kinda sh-itty, It’s kinda sh-tty
Freak-Credit-Whore-Pawn, that‘s me!
GAGA!!!
Wanted to get myself GaGa’s new concert DVD
After shellin’ out 500 bucks for the cheapest concert seats
I knew my credit card was maxed-out once more,
so I called for a credit line extension…
But I heard laughing on the other end as their phone hit the floor!
Pause… then:
[GaGa Telephone Call-Waiting]
“Hello, hello, hello, crazy we’re kinda busy, we’re kinda busy
We know, We know, We know, your FICO score is kinda sh-tty!!!
It’s kinda sh-itty, It’s kinda sh-tty
Sorry we can’t hear you, because your credit’s sh-tty!!!”
[Resumption of song]
Freak-Credit-Whore-Pawn, that‘s me!
I‘m a “Little Monster“, so show some mercy,
GaGa’s got me hooked, with consumer burglary
I need a credit line extension, because this is an emergency!!!
[GaGa Telephone Bank Reply]
Sorry we can’t approve you, your credit’s sh-tty
It’s kinda sh-itty, It’s kinda sh-tty
Sorry we can’t approve you, your credit’s sh-tty
It’s kinda sh-itty, It’s kinda sh-tty
Freak-Credit-Whore-Pawn, that‘s me!
GAGA!!!
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Credit cards, huh! maybe you should leave home without them! ;-D Great Job Rob! :-) 555!
WCJ, yeah, I have to stick to credit cards b/c the parodies are of the Freecreditreport.com site. The singer is actually Eric Violette, but no one is gonna know that guy, so I chose to use the commercial name instead for recognition. I think I have maybe 2-3 more songs to go with this GaGa theme and then they're done... until another commercial comes out!!!
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